 NOVA_GuyObamaCare Kills AmericansPremium
join:2002-03-05 | reply to axiomatic
Re: Clickstream is clearly not working for me? Dear axiomatic,
You haven't shopped for that stuff for years, ever since you bought that mini van. You know- the one for your two kids, Troy and Rebecca, who are now living at 123 Evergreen Terrace with your ex-wife Sherry and her new husband Matt. Sherry is in to gardening now, and your son would like a new football for Christmas. Click here now to buy him one!
Rebecca has been chatting a lot lately with her new boyfriend Zack, and would like a new iPhone with an unlimited texting plan. Click here now to buy her one! Better yet, click here to get a great deal on two of them: one for her, and one for Zack.
How are things since the divorce, anyway? We haven't seen you on any dating sites lately. Oh, wait... here's a charge for the Singles Night Scene phone chat line. Never mind... Perhaps you're not dating much lately since you've gained a few pounds. That happens when you buy all that snack food and TV dinners from Wal Mart. Here's a coupon for Jenny Craig, since we think you could stand to lose a few pounds. And a coupon for a home gym system. Click now and we'll throw in an offer for free shipping!
Sincerely,
The Ad Industry and Your ISP
 
PS: Creepy, ain't it? 
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To all liberals: I am NOT one of your parents, so get the heck out of my wallet. It's time for you to grow up and take some personal responsibility for taking care of yourselves, which means not relying on the government to give it all to you. |
