DesdinovaPremium
join:2003-01-26
Gaithersburg, MD | Hmm... I just LOVE Rep. Andrea Boland's solution of keeping the phone off when she's not using it. What, is she afraid the thing is going to be a glowing, spitting ball of nukular energy while it sits on her desk or in her purse? Or does she hold it up to her face, even when she's not using it?
I'm surprised the FAA hasn't banned cell phones on domestic flights since they clearly seem to pose such a danger to humans; terrorists could easily use all of this radioaktivakal energy for a nefarious attack: "We have twenty cell phones chained to the same number and they are wrapped around this child's head!! Unless the Evil Satan Uncle Sam approves free health care for the middle east, Ahmed will dial the number and this child will get tumors and do poorly in math!!"
Maybe THAT'S why Iran is enriching uranium, not for nuclear weapons but for their cell phone industry. I expect to see the House debating on WMC (weapons of mass communications) any day now. |
