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Re: [MILESTONES] Ooops!

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said by Icarus:

And where do snails live? DUH!
Well...............

My assumption is that all of Connecticut's snails live somewhere under your couch.

What snail wouldn't just love it under there?

Dark, damp, likely moldy... prolly smells funny, too.
It's a SOFA!

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said by Santa Fe:

It's a SOFA!
Youre treading on thin ice there Train Boy!

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said by Santa Fe:

It's a SOFA!



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What was that?

Santa Fe
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said by Santa Fe:

It's a SOFA!
Youre treading on thin ice there Train Boy!
Maybe on thin plywood: »video.yahoo.com/watch/46 ··· /2561579 but not ICE! Brrrrr!

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From your keyboard we "hear" it!

See! See! It IS a sofa!

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Couch jokes ARE permitted! Try and keep up!

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said by Icarus:

Never laugh at sofa jokes!
said by Sunny:

From your keyboard we "hear" it!

See! See! It IS a sofa!

Try to keep up!

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said by Sunny:
said by Icarus:

Never laugh at sofa jokes!
said by Sunny:

From your keyboard we "hear" it!

See! See! It IS a sofa!

Try to keep up!
The mouse with the brain the size of a grain of sand is saying that......obviously!

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Sunny

We all saw who posted it.

And, as an aside, I don't think it is very nice to imply Mouser's brain is the size of a grain of sand.

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Its in a bubble and that makes me innocent....dont you read the funny pages in the morning paper? If its in a bubble the poster of said comic is absolved of all guilt.

And the brain size comment is mouse specific. Our Mousie prolly has a brain the size of a small grapefruit or maybe a coconut from the island of Tortellini......or a squash. However,that brings up the question of how she balances such a melon with them teeny lil feet of hers.

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OK then, since it's just a bubble in a little cartoon for which nobody is responsible, we don't have to pay any attention to it. I was pretty sure it wasn't a rule or anything.

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And Im the one with too much time on my hands......

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Watch it there, Grandpa...

I'll cry foul and see iff'in the Chaotic Cat will light that couch of yours on fire... Methane burns well, you know...

Besides, I don't see that it's fair that you still have a couch, considering what he has already done to most of the TH furniture...

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It was mostly lawn furniture anyways. Not very cat friendly but waterproof! Sorto made good use of it when she first became unemployed retired. She would sit and rock and count the chinkmumps for hours.....she was so cute. Now that shes working at the Furniture Barn Mart O-Rama Mall......its just not the same. I think its the language barrier. She keeps trying to push sofas and all they sell are COUCHES!!!!
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Dammit!

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Soon to be ex-couch, so move your menagerie.

Besides, it's time for all of those pathetic critters under there to see the light of day.

Who the heck do you think you are, Noah? Two of every species, stuffed under your couch?

FYI, If it ain't plastic, I'm not sure how it can possibly be cat/dog/bird/reptile/alien friendly. Where'd ya' keep that glow-in-the-dark camel that Giz was gonna' feed us, anyway?

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said by Icarus:

Dammit!
Thats me acting all crotchety and not a dupe post like the last time btw......I feel that when Im crotchety that Sorto relates better to me in social situations. Something she could bring to the Furniture Barn Mart O-Rama Mall and maybe make a sale. Even a chair maybe.......I wonder what she calls a chair......hmmmmm........

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said by Icarus:

I feel that when Im crotchety that Sorto relates better to me in social situations. Something she could bring to the Furniture Barn Mart O-Rama Mall and maybe make a sale.
Are you suggesting that sorto can sell you at the Furniture Barn Mart-o-Rama??

If so, are we starting a collection to get enough cash to assure that we can make someone actually take you home with them??

We often sell the Klown. Somehow, he always finds his way home!

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Are you suggesting that sorto can sell you at the Furniture Barn Mart-o-Rama??

She would prolly advertise me as a foot stool and then tell people Im an ottoman. In reality,Im 2 cinderblocks and a board.....would never work!

And any money raised goes to the bail fund....I owe a guy....

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So, ya' still owe your brother Cheech over that mess with the bridge, the peyote, and the Christmas lights??

Besides him, ya' still owe me for the last time I used my Amex to get you out of hock...

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This isnt about me! Well,OK it is but those lights looked great that year and Cheech hasnt had to do another Miami Vice episode in years! AND.....Amex will refund your money if you tell them Im defective.....how hard is that to prove?

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It's not the proof that concerns me, it's that they will likely want me to produce the defective goods...

I'm not that out-to-lunch...

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I have candy!

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With or without powdered arsenic on it!?

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Powdered arsenic???? Amateurs!

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So... do we send the feds after you for both the peyote *and* all of the little old ladies that have gone missing in the last ten years?!

Geesh... you told me that you were reformed. You told me that you were a changed, uh, well, uhmmm, whatever-that-avatar-is.

Pfffttt... you haven't improved one bit! And, the bail fund is low.

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Im feeling much better now!

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But....................... are all of those little old ladies??