Leave your front door unlocked and wide open....see how quick the FBI or locals are to help you out after your place is cleaned out......The cable companies are letting us shoulder the tax burden of securing their money making network. At a certain point they need to at least close the door.
Also this is only rounding up the criminally stupid.....advertising that you are breaking the law is not the best way of avoiding interest. Concentrating more of our tax dollars on violent or higher cost crime would seem to be more effective use.