bemis
join:2008-07-18
Reading, MA Reviews:
 ·Comcast
 ·Verizon FiOS
 ·Verizon Online DSL
| Makes me think of the blonde network exec from Simpsons "Xfinity is infinite potential" The episode where they create "Poochie" to add to Itchy & Scratchy...
EXECUTIVE
In your dreams. We're talking the original dog from hell.
OAKLEY
You mean Cerberus?
EXECUTIVE:
We at the network want a dog with attitude. He's edgy, he's "in your face." You've heard the expression "let's get busy"? Well, this is a dog who gets "biz-zay!" Consistently and thoroughly.
KRUSTY:
So he's proactive, huh?
EXECUTIVE:
Oh, God, yes. We're talking about a totally outrageous paradigm. |
