Security → Spam... too funny. Too sad.

Yes, I have finally gotten my FBI report on those IMPOSTER'S:

quote:

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A REPORT ON YOUR DEALINGS WITH IMPOSTOR'S VIA THE INTERNET.

We believe that this notification meets you in a very good present state of mind and health. We the Federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington, DC in conjunction with some other relevant Investigation Agencies here in the United states of America have recently been informed through our Global intelligence monitoring network that you presently have a transaction going on with the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) as regards to your over-due contract payment which was fully endorsed in your favor accordingly.

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Wow.. Just. Wow. The really really really scary thing is somewhere, some poor fool will get this email and actually think its real.

I know these people exist. Its just kinda scary.

To quote Albert Einstein:

"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. And I am not sure about the former."

Thats a good quote!

Well, they've got the 'incomprehensible bureaucratic language' part down pat

Spelling and grammar aside, of course.

Aside from the FBI hoping I am in a very good present state of mind, the scam targeting people who fell for scams angle is I suppose at least marketing to people who were gullible enough to bite once.