According to those parameters, I don't have broadband.
I have VZW and a grandfathered Alltel contract (no cap) or I'd REALLY be screwed. Satellite is NOT broadband. I'm not *that* far out in the sticks; I just don't live in a big, dense subdivision. Our cul-de-sac has a total of 12 houses spread out on 2+ acre lots tucked into a big state park.
I really wish they'd used the census to get a true, mostly accurate map of where broadband is available.