 N3OGHYo Soy Col. "Bat" GuanoPremium
join:2003-11-11
Philly burbs
kudos:1 | reply to bdon78
Re: What in the world? Sir,
Not only are you full of equine excrement, YOU'RE THE SOURCE OF IT! Nothing but lies and false propaganda. You, and your buddies at the DEATH STAR have cooked up a nice steamy platter of LIES LIES LIES. You take the FIGURES and make them LIE LIE LIE, AND LIE SOME MORE!
I would venture a guess you are actively engaged in an "alternate" style relationship with Mr. Steve Krom, so you are compelled to LIE!
Not only that, I question the marital status of your Mother and Father at the time of your conception AND BIRTH! As a matter of fact, I assert you were born in Kenya! That's where your father is from (Oh wait, wrong villain/flavor of the week). I would further assert that your parents were brother and sister, or at least first cousins. Also, that you grew up near power lines.
Plus, your dog roams the neighborhood pissing in everyone's flower beds, your garbage STINKS when you take it to the curb, your wife (and or) girlfriend has that "not so fresh feeling" we all learned about from TV commercials in the 70's, your toilet bowl is UNCLEAN, you have BODY ODOR and HALITOSIS.
On top of that, the vehicle you drive is of much lower quality and prestige than that of your peers and neighbors. Your home is NOT eco friendly, your burger is fried and comes from a FROZEN PATTY, and your body mass index is SLIGHTLY OVERWEIGHT.
Oh, and let's not forget that you don't recycle, sometimes. Oh, and yeah, I saw you at a BP station last night. TO SHAME. And let's not get into your collection of Soviet memorabilia, including your thong with a hammer & cycle on it, you closeted nonecofriendlyhomosovietcommunist!
Oh, and I'm pretty sure God hates you to, 
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