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The things people do with a company computer......Today I learned that "booger porn", aka "snot porn", exists. So did my client, who not only learned that one of their employees had downloaded over 6Gb of booger/snot slurping fetish videos, but who is also about to get my very large invoice for the virus cleanup it required.
I'm still trying to figure out exactly how to word the labor description. |
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donoreo Premium Member join:2002-05-30 North York, ON
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2010-Sep-13 2:18 pm
Snot, virus...that is funny snot porn....eww. |
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Sheesh... I would hope therapy is in order (for the employee not you, but I would understand in this case.) |
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Brat75I remember 8-tracks join:2003-02-05 Kent, WA |
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Removal of super icky stuff? |
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GamerGeek Premium Member join:2003-07-26 Fortuna, CA |
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tekmunkiTekmunki Premium Member join:2001-12-06 Lake City, FL |
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charge extra for kleenex. |
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XT0RTS3x, Drugs, War join:2001-07-28 Edmonton, AB |
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The worst I've seen is our company employees downloading movies from Rapidshare. This report definitely takes the cake. |
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nonymous (banned) join:2003-09-08 Glendale, AZ |
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Allergy season must be a holiday for them. |
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rugbyI think I know it all. join:2000-09-26 Plainfield, IN |
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We had to assist with a data recovery on a CEO's computer when he "accidentally" uploaded some porn to the fileserver. Turns out they hired a new girl in his office and he googled her name and found out she had the EXACT same name as a playboy model from a few years back. So he put the pictures on the server for safe keeping.
Then she couldn't remember where her home folder was, so she searched on the server and *BAM* found the porn.
Nice. |
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tekmunki
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2010-Sep-14 3:02 pm
At a previous job, a professor at the college I worked at sent ~200 pages of porn across campus to a Student Union printer.
He was/is head of the largest $ maker dept at the college.
He still works there.
However, they had fired a janitor for being on a computer, that supposedly had a history of 'bad' sites. After firing her, the manager in charge THEN had me investigate further... it was from a previous day. (*she was on vacation) They didn't hire her back.
I'm glad I don't work there anymore. |
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OvrQualifiedSlightly Ahead Of Time Premium Member join:2002-01-27 Winter Park, FL |
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Ugh, forget the labor description, what are you going to code your therapy hours under? |
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alphapointeDon't Touch Me MVM join:2002-02-10 Columbia, MO |
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GAH! Charge for 10 gallons of brain bleach! |
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said by rugby:We had to assist with a data recovery on a CEO's computer when he "accidentally" uploaded some porn to the fileserver. Turns out they hired a new girl in his office and he googled her name and found out she had the EXACT same name as a playboy model from a few years back. So he put the pictures on the server for safe keeping. Then she couldn't remember where her home folder was, so she searched on the server and *BAM* found the porn. Nice. She went and smashed his computer? |
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Probably trimmed his "Johnson" by a couple of inches. |
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2010-Sep-15 3:33 pm
I don't think data recover of that unit would be successful. |
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ModusI hate smartassery on forums Premium Member join:2005-05-02 us |
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wow thats nuts....time for filtering |
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What exactly is booger porn? |
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said by zaldy:What exactly is booger porn? I'll answer that via PM, so as to not cost anyone else their breakfast. |
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Just yesterday I had to explain to my wife what "bukkake" is, as she'd heard a reference to it on TV. Our teenage daughter, on the other hand, has probably known for years now. No doubt she first heard about it at the private Catholic school she attends. Truth be told, I got most of my "street" education at school, too - both public and private, lunchroom and playground. But today the internet fulfills that function quite well, for most people. |
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said by scross:Just yesterday I had to explain to my wife what "bukkake" is, as she'd heard a reference to it on TV. Our teenage daughter, on the other hand, has probably known for years now. No doubt she first heard about it at the private Catholic school she attends. I've never even heard that word before let alone what it means. I've lived a sheltered life. |
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