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Gomez
ha ha, charade you are
Premium,Ex-Mod 06-11
join:2001-02-21
Atlanta, GA

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6 recommendations

So the holidays are on us again..

Soooo, why not..

T'was the night before Christmas and everything's cool..
Sleeping like babies, except for TheRul.

He quivered and shaked, and made such a fuss,
It seemed he was dreaming about driving a bus..

"Pity the fools who don't pay the fare!"
He uttered while sleeping, with a wide open stare..

"Aztec, I got him, I'll switch him with chlen!!
Soon they will wonder who's mucking with them"

Turn lelft, turn right, in my mafia i trust,
And I pity the fools at the back of the bus!"

"Full speed ahead, I see Dez up ahead!
Switch him with ant, and he'll surely be dead!"

Out of the shadows, the mod did appear..
"TheRul, you've a problem, and one you should fear..."

"The drop word was 'mucking' so now I say 'click'
And if you you don't like it, then please suck my... Wow nice bus, is it custom?"

The 'click' echoed loudly, and brought a great cheer,
And like the last time he killed him, gomez sipped beer..

TheRul exploding was such a delight,
All went to bed and had a good night.

TheRul then awoke from his odd dream .
"Someone is mucking with me, and he's not on my team"

Click...

--

Wishing you and your's the best for the this holiday season.. May the turkey be delicious and the stockings stuffed with knives and 9mms.

-G
--
It's a fact : Chicks dig Mafia players.
'Wanna help buy a goat?' - »www.kiva.org



Kristopher
Tarquin
Premium
join:2002-10-11
Tyrinaria
kudos:4

Very nice! Happy Happy to you and yours as well. Everyone be safe and eat well. Let's all cheer for the Lions over the Pats too, especially since Zandra and Rocky are there. I can dream, can't I?
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drew
Automatic
Premium
join:2002-07-10
Port Orchard, WA
kudos:6

The pats are cheaters, therefore any cheering defaults to their opponents.



ProtusMose
Immortal. Eternal.
Premium
join:2001-10-03
Bellevue, NE
kudos:4

Hey, there's 22 guys all fighting, let's throw a flag on Suh, then screw up announcing all the penalties.



Kristopher
Tarquin
Premium
join:2002-10-11
Tyrinaria
kudos:4

I'm not a happy camper, but our 4th quarter suck did us in. At least Suh got to sack that long haired hippie a few times.

Hope everyone is stuffed to the gills and enjoying their evening. I'm about to eat some deer jerky and call it a night.
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Play DSLr Mafia: »Pub Games



ekster
Hi there
Premium
join:2010-07-16
Lachine, QC
kudos:3
reply to Gomez

Thanksgiving was a month ago here so all I get is a slow day at work... but happy thanksgiving to everyone down south!



ZandraBee
"Sly Fox"
Premium
join:2008-10-02
Sterling Heights, MI

45-24 PATS, NO INT. I was a happy camper.

Once again Gomez, hilarious!

Hope everything had a Happy Turkey Day!



TheRul
Why Not You?
Premium
join:2007-09-18
Gilroy, CA
kudos:1

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I love it. I pity the fool who does not read this! and I am not mucking with you. Oh shit. -click-



Meningitis
Hi
Premium
join:2009-03-06
Places
kudos:1
reply to Gomez

That was great!