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DrModem
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Re: [game] D&D - The Rusty Wand

I cast "knock unconscious" on Bolivar to prevent him from getting alcohol poisoning and dieing.


DrModem
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btw how are we going to do the dicerolls?

random.org list randomizer? XD


Archivis
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We handle dice rolls behind the scenes.


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said by DrModem:

I cast "knock unconscious" on Bolivar to prevent him from getting alcohol poisoning and dieing.

You possess no such spell.
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Archivis
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Bleh to chlen for not being online today. Waiting for him to log on before I progress the story.


DrModem
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I pick up the bottle of whiskey I was drinking and break it over his head, knocking him out.


Archivis
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The old wizard grabbed a bottle of his favorite alcohol and stammered over to Bolivar. He swung the bottle at his head, but missed entirely and shattered the bottle on the ground. Humiliated, he went back to his seat by the campfire, with nothing left to drink. Bolivar didn't notice at all.

Successfully made it unnoticed, unsuccessful attempt to hit.
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DrModem
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In desperation cast teleport on bolivar and send him to an elven AA meeting.


Krisnatharok
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I think you better leave the magic to people who know what they are doing. *scowl* This is piss poor entertainment.
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Antonica
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I got this.


Archivis
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Your teleport spell teleports you and an object you touch to a target location, FYI. It's not entirely recommended that you do this anyways. Since this is relatively boring, I'll advance the storyline without chlen for now
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DrModem
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Whatever. Bolivar can die in a fire.


Antonica
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It's ok, I got this drunk.


Krisnatharok
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Well, half elf, let's see what you can do.
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Antonica
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I can do a lot... for the right person.


Archivis
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Antonica, noticing the crowd being unamused and annoyed with Bolivar, casts "Neutralize Poison" on him. The colors on his face returns. He begins to gain his composure and balance and becomes less obnoxious.

A few minutes later, Bolivar looks around and greets everyone. He's actually a quite friendly person when he's not drunk. He apologizes for his comments towards the half-orc and the rest of the group and offers to buy everyone a round.

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DrModem
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Wait a minute, why is there a campfire in a tavern?


Antonica
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*sniff*
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DrModem
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And he'll just get drunk again, this is no long term solution


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At least there's one person around here who can cast spells without making a fool of themselves.
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DrModem
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I never casted any spells


Antonica
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I've assisted him for now, what he chooses to do from here is on his own conscience.
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Antonica
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You didn't attempt to teleport just a moment ago?
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Archivis
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Hoping that everyone is in a forgiving mood, Bolivar tells the tale of why he was celebrating. He rambles on a bit, but explains that remnants of the undead launched an attack on Palanthas' eastern border. Him and his army had slaughtered them with ease. The undead army was commanded by a Death Knight, believed to be under the command of Lord Soth. Bolivar slayed this Death Knight himself, a feat that ends up historically told as legendary.
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DrModem
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said by Antonica:

You didn't attempt to teleport just a moment ago?

I tried to cast spells, but I didn't cast any


Krisnatharok
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*toothy, half-orcish grin* I noticed.
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tmodelt

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said by tmodelt:

And I sit proud showing everyone the crest on my chest

That's an ugly crest you have there sir

This from someone hiding under a cloak


DrModem
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touche


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Well, we may as well introduce ourselves. How about you go first, since you so proudly wear that crest.
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DrModem
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Despite the crest he seems a bit shy