What a fantastic allegory! Kudos Karl.
Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. Your friends,
up there on the sanctuary moon Disney, CBS, HBO, Blockbuster and Netflix, are walking into a trap, as is your Rebel fleet ISP. It was *I* who allowed the Alliance FCC to know the location algorithm of the shield generator our throttling devices. It is quite safe from your pitiful little band. An entire legion of my best troops lawyers awaits them. Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield monopoly will be quite operational when your friends arrive realize their content's priority on our network is BE.