said by lunarPlexus:My strategy hasn't yet progressed beyond fantasies of heading (back) (yet again) to the Sprint store and shoving it up the ass of the first worker I see there.
Well, that might work; it depends. Does that worker have a USB port in his butt?
said by lunarPlexus:Oh, and I see Chicago is 150 miles further from me than it was this morning.
Well, you're probably scaring it away with your talk of modem-friendly backsides.