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siljaline
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Ballmer Out, Gates Back In at Microsoft

From: Redmondmag.com
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In an unscheduled conference call with Microsoft's board of directors this morning, company CEO Steve Ballmer announced he will be stepping down after previous CEO and founder Bill Gates expressed interest in returning.

"While I've enjoyed my tenure and the growth I've overseen for Microsoft, I must step aside to the legend that initially put the Microsoft name on the map," said Ballmer during the call.

Bill Gates will be returning to the head of Microsoft after leaving in 2006 to work full-time for his Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation, which focuses on research and aid to battle poverty and disease in third-world countries. During the call, he expressed his pride in the work the couple had done, but bemoaned the lack of air conditioning in parts of the world.

"Frankly, I feel a little defeated after not being able to eradicate every last malaria-carrying mosquito and I want to return to a venue where I have a little more control over the bugs," Gates said. "Also, while Ballmer's shirts may beg to differ, Microsoft has a pretty kick-ass air conditioning unit."
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It's about time.

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I wish. I hate Ballmer.

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Apparently, Steve-O wasn't pleasing the board @ StarBuxx, errr... MS

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siljaline
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I hand't seen a good: April Fewlz joke yet, so

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MS ran out of chairs to throw

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Welcome Back Bill..it's still waiting for you.

siljaline
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Oi, Bille - ça fait malle

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That would be a good strategic move... but that won't happen.

Commodore Gates is too busy saving the third world etc to consider returning.

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Must. dig. out. my. Stetson.

»www.army.mil/-news/2011/ ··· eadgear/

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I gave up windows for lent.... sorry bill and steve!

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said by siljaline:

Apparently, Steve-O wasn't pleasing the board @ StarBuxx, errr... MS

At his first weekend back on the job, Bill brought in famed Security expert Mohamed Hassan, MSIA, CISSP, CISA who has recently tracked down the Starlogger which has now been attributed to the free Wifi at StarBuxx searching out Samsung lappys that come into view.

Unknown sources claim the logger has the ability to determine if the user was sneaking over to McDougal's to try the "other" cool beans.

"If a customer can afford a new lappy..they should be able to come up with enough change to experience a Frappuccino. Besides..our Wifi is faster and smoother and we don't have crazy caps."
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I wish. I hate Ballmer.

He is not a bad guy..but the whole thing will make your hair curl

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Apparently • Hassan and his Team and Network World are stil not beating the same drum on the Samsung rootkit as everyone else, but let's not let that sparl
a good April Fewls gag Name Game

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Yup..all the security bloggers are now coming out of the woodwork and apologizing in their own right for jumping on the bandwagon just because so and so said they found the dreaded logger. I've read most of them lately myself...most bloggers still give themselves an escape clause for the stuff they posted a few days before when it was all going hot and heavy..it's all interesting.

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Escape clause is good, why not, I would.

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I see my old animation from years ago is still making the rounds...

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said by VikingBob:

I see my old animation from years ago is still making the rounds...

And a superb animation it is Bob..also now gracing the screen of a racing yellow laptop.