my solution my solution to all this tomfoolery is to patent the process of patent trolling. Then, the patent trolls will have to license the process, from ME!
Perhaps a patent on the process of sueing groups of people?
This is getting about as foolish as the clown who managed to get the copyrights on the traditional "Happy Birthday" song. Reminds me of the asshat in Texas who registered a TON of company names, created "It doesn't really matter" Long-Distance. He made oodles of money for years on collect calling, all because people would NOT specify a known carrier.
"transferring you to 'just pick one' long-distance. please hold"