 VegasManAre We There Yet?Premium
join:2002-11-17
Schaumburg, IL | Covert Ops Team I'm looking for members of a new covert operations team.
Our mission: To kill every damn Canada Goose we see.
Our Target:
I know it is highly illegal to kill these flying shit bags, but something needs to be done.
Operations to be carried out in the dark of night using anything that will kill them, guns, bats, bare hands, nunchucks I don't care what you use.
It's time we stood up as Americans and protected our northern border from these terrorist.
Now on a serious note. Am I the only one that is getting fed up with these damn things? I plow right through them on the street, they always get out of the way and I've never hit one but the temptation is starting to get the better of me.
Something has to be done, it's getting ridiculous with the amount of the damn things around here.
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In need of a Vegas vacation.
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 Bink63Tweet THISPremium
join:2002-10-06
Everywhere | It's hard to think of a species that only migrates from suburb to suburb IN Chicagoland as a protected migratory bird! |
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 JonPremium
join:2001-01-20
Lisle, IL | reply to VegasMan
Are they good eat'n? |
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 DennisPremium,Mod
join:2001-01-26
Algonquin, IL
kudos:5 | reply to VegasMan
did I make a post before Lev? |
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 NuckfutsPremium
join:2003-10-18
Joliet, IL | The farmers out by me kill the shit out of these in the winter. They migrate here after the corn is cultivated and dominate these fields. Good thing they do not shit on my property or I would be joining the farmers, lol. |
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VegasManAre We There Yet?Premium
join:2002-11-17
Schaumburg, IL | reply to Jon
said by Jon:Are they good eat'n?
From what I'm told no.
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They took up residence on a small lake/pond near my old digs. After that, the area around the lake became basically unusable due to the piles of shit everyplace. And 'everyplace' is not an exaggeration. But if you get caught killing them, the DNR will slap you with a serious fine, maybe even jail time. And there's always some PETA nutjob watching that will report you. I would say try poisoned grain. You could only spread it around once or twice to avoid getting noticed, but it might wipe out enough of them to cure your problem for awhile.
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 jester121Premium
join:2003-08-09
Lake Zurich, IL
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| said by Suchaknight:I would say try poisoned grain. You could only spread it around once or twice to avoid getting noticed, but it might wipe out enough of them to cure your problem for awhile.
Until a dog finds it and eats some, and then I'll have to go to jail for beating the shit out of someone.  Seriously, this is a bad idea.
I had some goose meat chili at the gun club a couple weeks ago, and it was actually pretty tasty. May have just been the seasonings though... |
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