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Chaplain
So It Goes
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F11 - Pooh Style




Gomez See Profile was traipsing around 100 acre woods, acting as boys do when they have no one else to talk to but their stuffed animals. He was certifiable, really. He skipped to and fro, without a care in the world, except for the nagging feeling that the voices in his head should really not be there, nor telling him to feed the forest floor with the blood of his family. But I digress.

He came across his favorite tree for climbing in all the woods. As he ascended, he noted a slight buzzing that was starting to drown out the voices who called for blood, and climbed further in the hopes of completely drowning out the contemptuous fiends. All of the sudden, Gomez See Profile felt a sharp sting on the back of his head. He turned quickly to see a bee. Since it was only one bee, he was unworried. He turned back to his task, and gasped at the hundreds of bees above him! The gasp inhaled about 10 bees, who began to viciously sting his mouth from the inside. This aggravated the other bees, who began to sting him relentlessly all over his body. His thoughts turned to his stuffed friends, and he wondered if he would ever see them again. He wondered how his father would look skewered on a stick in the middle of the wood. He looked up again, and noted that honey had been swabbed all over his favorite tree. The bees nest was broken, and purposely laid there to further aggravate the bees. This was no accident. He tried to look for more evidence, but that was when they went for his eyes.

Gomez See Profile could not hold on anymore. With punctured eyes and a swollen tongue, he lost his grip and fell quickly to the ground. Each branch he hit tore into his body, and soon his blood was running in rivulets to the ground. At least he was appeasing the voices, albeit with the wrong persons blood. His last thought as he fell into the roots that broke his back were of his best friend Pooh, and why anyone would want to frame Pooh for his murder.


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ekster
tmodelt
ProtusMose
Antonica
Meningitis
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Brom
TheRul
Archivis

Game On - Normal Rules

Exodus
Your Daddy
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Exodus

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I like the lazy moderation style.

Chaplain
So It Goes
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Chaplain

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I made up for it in flavor.

Prevailer
Freeze a poopy.
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Your Mom

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Your mom has flavor. vote ekster

Chaplain
So It Goes
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Chaplain

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ew

ekster
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ekster to Chaplain

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The flavour is pure hotness.

Also, Protus, you blow.

vote Protus

TheRul
Why Not You?
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TheRul

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checking in.

Antonica
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Antonica to Chaplain

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i'm here. boss isn't in today so i'll have comp access for most of it today. and tomorrow.

ekster
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ekster

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I like turtles.

Prevailer
Freeze a poopy.
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Your Mom

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I'm in a hospital waiting room. I'll be here all day, buut I should be monitoring at least.

Chaplain
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Chaplain

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Hope all is well.

Meningitis
Hi
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Meningitis to Chaplain

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Bravo
Love the flavor. That was bad ass!

Vote: tmodelt
Meningitis

Meningitis to Chaplain

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Alright, maybe an attempted train on ekster will wake us up? All aboard!

Vote: ekster

ekster
Hi there
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ekster

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You're sleeping on the couch for the next...

FOREVER.

Meningitis
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Meningitis

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Oddly, you're not the first to tell me that.

ekster
Hi there
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ekster

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Must be your smell.

Meningitis
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Meningitis

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Impossibru!

Everyone likes roses.

TheRul
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TheRul to ekster

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vote Arch just to start out with something.

Prevailer
Freeze a poopy.
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Your Mom

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said by Chaplain:

Hope all is well.

Father in law had a heart attack last week and a double bypass this morning. Everything went well, he's in recovery in ICU. My wife's going to stay here for a couple days and I'm going to leave here in an hour or so for the trip back home.

ekster
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ekster to Chaplain

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vote Arch to start the stirring.

Antonica
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Antonica

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Vote: Ekster

Since you said someone needed to die.

Brom
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Brom to ekster

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Checking in, sorry I've been out of the office for 2 days.

Vote: Meningitis

Exodus
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Exodus to Chaplain

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Bitches.

tmodelt
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tmodelt to Chaplain

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checking In
vote:Men day one alternate plus an ASS for voting for me.
tmodelt

1 recommendation

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said by Chaplain:

I made up for it in flavor.

I actually love the kids theme turned horror movie Flavor.

Chaplain
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Chaplain

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Count

ekster - 3 - Protus, Meningitis, Antonica
Archivis - 2 - TheRul, ekster
Meningitist - 2 - Brom, tmodelt

Meningitis
Hi
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said by tmodelt:

said by Chaplain:

I made up for it in flavor.

I actually love being mafia

You don't say!

tmodelt
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tmodelt

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Clever

TheRul
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said by Exodus:

Bitches.

who are you outing as "Kanga"?

Exodus
Your Daddy
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Exodus

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wat