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Parking Lot

did you take a pic? next time do it, and post it to »www.youparklikeanasshole.com/

reply to Lurch77
Envy.

The downside to it, was after he left, my van was taking up two spots by itself. Now I was the one looking like a dick.

Looking like ?????

EDIT: Next time, fill the 1/2 spaces with shopping carts.

reply to Lurch77
I had some dickhead park his BMW all fucked up with the right front wheel over the line.
I park my truck properly but slightly closer to the line on the other side, which was a handicap spot so I wasn't going to park too far over. I carefully exit my truck so I don't ding my door and the dipshit gives me shit for parking so close. I tell him "when you get your head out of your ass and can park right, then you can complain...until then FUCK OFF".

While at the A.T.M. machine (thread shitter ammo) I hear his car start for a couple seconds then shut off. I look back and he moved it over and parked the same way but to the other side. I SO felt like moving my truck to the other parking spot.
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reply to Lurch77
I was at Target the other day, and some jerk in a Benz had done the same thing. Someone had very thoughtfully surrounded his car with about three layers of shopping carts

reply to Lurch77
a small low sports car it would be funny to move with a pallet jack. ones at the store I used to work in where rated at 5000lbs and had pretty long forks. id imagine you could slide one under something like a BMW Z8 parked in a fire lane and move it. heck I bet a Z8 weighs less than a pallet stacked 8ft high with frozen turkeys.
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reply to Lurch77
I saw a dbag do it once at a parking lot. I parked INCHES away from his drivers' side door. Give him a taste of his own medicine.
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reply to Lurch77
My brother likes when people park in two spaces. His motorcycle fits perfectly between the driver's door and the side of the parking space. He parks the bike less than an inch from the car door.
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reply to Lurch77
So you were the owner of the ugly van that parked next to me?

reply to gudel

reply to Lurch77
when I had my 1995 S10 pickup that was a bit banged up I would park really close to people who did asshole parking in expensive luxury cars. because I know they wouldnt hit my truck since the same dent to my truck was minimal but its a 4,000 dollar repair on a BMW.
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[65 Arcanist]Filan(High Elf) Zone: Broadband Reports

That showed 'em, huh?

reply to Lurch77
I always wanted a paint ball gun just to ding em once or twice...

In a huge parking lot all the way in the back... sure whatever, but up front, or near me...

Be worth the paint ball price knowing 50cents cost 1grand!

Hmm...Parking real close seems ok to me. But you are suggesting vandalism which is a crime isn't it?