She's not a freak, it's part of the act, every performer these days has to have schtick or it won't sell. It's not good enough to have a good tune, or play an awesome guitar and wear tattered jeans. -- No, I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake.......
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