 rfharThe World Sport, Played In Every CountryPremium
join:2001-03-26
Buicktown,Mi | Texting for Seniors Young people have theirs, now seniors and nursing home patients have their own texting codes.
Texting for Seniors
...* ATD - At the Doctor's
* BFF - Best Friends Funeral
* BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
* CBM - Covered by Medicare
* CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
* DWI - Driving While Incontinent
* FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
* FYI - Found Your Insulin
* GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
* GHA - Got Heartburn Again
* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
* IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
* LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
* LOL - Living on Lipitor
* LWO - Lawrence Welk's On
* OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
* ROFL..CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
* TOT - Texting on Toilet
* TTYL - Talk to You Louder
* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
* WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
* WTP - Where're the Prunes
* WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil
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 PeteC2Got Mouse?Premium,MVM
join:2002-01-20
Bristol, CT
kudos:5 | *WTAD - Was that a duck?
* "Pulling an All Nighter" - Sleeping all night without having to get up and urinate.
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 signmeuptooLove those still alivePremium
join:2001-11-22
NanoParticle
kudos:4 | reply to rfhar
Thank you for this, very funny indeed! |
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 onDvineDon't litter. Spay-neuter.Premium
join:2005-01-29
So. CA, USA
kudos:7 | reply to rfhar
I enjoyed those. Thanks for the smiles.  |
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 jaynickFight it Cure itPremium
join:2001-02-06
Sterling Heights, MI
kudos:1
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said by PeteC2:* "Pulling an All Nighter" - Sleeping all night without having to get up and urinate.
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