| [Scam] Oh No! The FBI is after me! I bet the real FBI would like to talk to these guys. Check out the email I just got:
This is the (F.B.I)
FBI headquarters in Washington, d.c.a
Federal bureau of investigation J. Edgar Hoover building,
935 Pennsylvania avenue, NW Washington, d.c. 20535-0001
Federal bureau of investigation (FBI)
Attention to you, this is the final warning you are going to receive from me do you get me????
I hope you understand how many times this message has been sent to you?.
We have warned you so many times and you have decided to ignore our e-mails or because you believe we have not been instructed to get you arrested,and today if you fail to respond back to us with the payment then,we would first send a letter to the mayor of the city where you reside and direct them to close your bank account until you have been jailed and all your properties will be confiscated by the FBI.We would also send a letter to the company/agency that you are working for so that they could get you fired until we are through with our investigations because a suspect is not suppose to be working for the government or any private organization.
Your id which we have in our database been sent to all the crimes agencies all over the world for them to inset you in their website as an internet fraudsters and to warn people from having any deals with you.This would have been solved all this while if you had gotten the certificate signed, endorsed and stamped as you where instructed in the e-mail below. this is the federal bureau of investigation (FBI) am writing in response to the e-mail you sent to us and am using this medium to inform you that there is
no more time left to waste because you have been given from the 3rd of January.As stated earlier to have the document endorsed, signed and stamped without failure and you must adhere to this directives to avoid you blaming yourself at last when we must have arrested and jailed you for life and all your properties confiscated.
You failed to comply with our directives and that was the reason why we didn't hear from you on the 3rd as our director has already been notified about you get the process completed yesterday and right now the warrant of arrest has been signed against you and it will be carried out in the next 7 days as strictly signed by the FBI director.We have investigated and found out that you didn't have any idea when the fraudulent deal was committed with your information's/identity and right now if your id is placed on our website as a wanted person,i believe you know that it will
be a shame to you and your entire family because after then it will be announce in all the local channels that you are wanted by the FBI.
As a good Christian and a honest man, I decided to see how i could be of help to you because i would not be happy to see you end up in jail and all your properties confiscated all because your information's was used to carry out a fraudulent transactions, i called the efcc and they directed me to a private attorney who could help you get the process done and he stated that he will endorse, sign and stamp the document at the sum of $250 usd only and i believe this process is cheaper for you. You need to do everything possible within today and tomorrow to get this process done because our director has called to inform me that the warrant of arrest has been signed against you and once it has been approved, then the arrest
will be carried out, and from our investigations we learn that you were the person that forwarded your identity to one impostor/fraudsters in Africa last year when he had a deal with you about the transfer of some illegal funds into your bank account which is valued at the sum of large amount of money.
I pleaded on your behalf so that this agency could give you some time so that you could get this process done because i learn that
you were sent several e-mail without getting a response from you, please bear it in mind that this is the only way that i can be able to help you at this moment or you would have to face the law and its consequences once it has befall on you. You would make the payment through western union money transfer with the below details.
Receiver name ==== Oha Martins
Country=======Nigeria
Text question==== when
Text answer===== today
Amount===== $250
Senders name======
MTCN =========
Send the payment details to me which are senders name and address, mtcn number, text question and answer used and the amount sent. Make sure that you didn't hesitate making the payment down to the agency by today so that they could have the certificate endorsed, signed and stamped immediately
without any further delay. After all this process has been carried out,
then we would have to proceed to the bank for the transfer of your
compensation funds which is valued at the sum of $1.500,000.00 usd which was suppose to have been transferred to you all this while.
Note/ all the crimes agencies have been contacted on this regards and we shall trace and arrest you if you disregard this instructions. You are given a grace today to make the payment for the document after which your failure to do that will attract a maximum arrest and finally you will be appearing in court for act of terrorism, money laundering and drug trafficking charges, so be warned not to try any thing funny because you are been watched.
Thanks as i wait for your response on my official email ( This is the (F.B.I)
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Random Bad Guy - In what capacity?
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 freezeI'm not even GreekPremium
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Ohio | I laughed at the use of parenthesis.
( This is the (F.B.I)
For reals, the (F.B.I) want you. |
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 Doctor FourMy other vehicle is a TARDISPremium
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Dallas, TX | reply to footballdude
Obviously a 419 email. The spelling and grammatical errors, as well as the appeal to religion are a dead give away.
So the Lads have taken to impersonating an LEO? It would not be the first time they have done so.
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 DC DSLThere's a reason I'm Command.Premium
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Oh NOES! You better listen up and do as they say. You might get deaded by governor clique mob. And WTF? Is Nigeria having a sale on 419s? They're only demanding $250?
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garys_2kPremium
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Farmington, MI | reply to footballdude
That's one of the funniest I've seen in a long time.
Was there a return address? My associate may want to send him a reply... He's a retired doctor, you see, living at the outlet of the Alimentary Canal just looking for opportunities. |
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| said by garys_2k:That's one of the funniest I've seen in a long time.
Was there a return address? My associate may want to send him a reply... He's a retired doctor, you see, living at the outlet of the Alimentary Canal just looking for opportunities.
There was a yahoo address but I assumed it was fake. I deleted the email after I shared with everyone here.
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Dresden - I work in Accounts Payable.
Random Bad Guy - In what capacity?
Dresden - I make sure everyone gets what's coming to them. |
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 slisterPremium
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Hello Yes I got a email like that. The first thing I did was Check
the headers on the email And I found It did not come from the FBI, I did not come from the U. S. or a law enforcment agency.
In Outlook programs right click the email choose options at the bottom of window look under Internet Headers, this tell
you the ip address, domain infomation. check the Ip address
get a whois lookup on it.
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Whip
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Califon, NJ | reply to footballdude
So, all in all, you're going to be 'arrested and your properties confiscated' because you wouldn't accept $1.500,000.00 usd? lol |
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| said by Whip:So, all in all, you're going to be 'arrested and your properties confiscated' because you wouldn't accept $1.500,000.00 usd? lol
So it seems. But I can avoid all the ugliness if I only send $250 to some guy in Nigeria. How can I say no? |
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peterboroPremium
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Peterborough, ON | reply to footballdude
That was terrifying to read. I've only seen the FBI on tv with Scully and Mulder and they are some scary peeps.
But if I got one as a Canadian I know I'm safe up here as they wouldn't dare try a rendition on me (US style clique mob) or we won't send the Keystone Pipeline down there after Obama is re-elected and approves it.
Oh that and our mighty army would come down and sack Washington like we did in 1812. |
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Dallas, TX | reply to footballdude
This one is like those "hired to kill you" variants of the 419 emails that were going around a few years ago.
I would love to see the exchange of emails between this scammer and a professional scam baiter. They would be hilarious.
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Re: [Scam] Oh No! The FBI is after me! Seems simple, you gives $250 to FBI, they dropped all charges, they transfer $1.5 million into your account. Seems right.
Agent Jeff from the NSA and CIA division of the NCIS.
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XaXiS
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Canada Eh | I'm still waiting for my nigerian scammer to find me and kick me. It's been 7 years or so.. I know it's a long walk from Nigeria but come on! |
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peterboroPremium
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Peterborough, ON | said by XaXiS:I'm still waiting for my nigerian scammer to find me and kick me. Only kick you and not dead you by death? Oh how the mighty have fallen.
I guess they have a hard time finding good help these days to scam and threaten people. |
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