Boston, Baltimore, Buffalo...how do you get by with DSL and Cable? I feel your pain!
Oh wait, no I don't. I don't have ANY of those options. Such a joke. "Boohoo, I can't get FiOS! I only have a 20 meg download speed!" Imagine if you had a dial-up/satellite hybrid like Verizon's shitty 3G network! Slow speeds, high latency and super low caps! Yippee!
