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rradina

join:2000-08-08
Chesterfield, MO

reply to ISurfTooMuch

Re: People finally paying attention

Open a history book and read about Rome. That's where we're headed. Just think of China as the barbarians and plantation economics as their sword.

We're going down but it'll take a long time for the corruption to fully rot the structure to the point of collapse. During the future years, we'll become increasingly a two-class nation of super rich and dirt poor slaves. But we'll all have nice teeth, all the ED drugs we can stomach, passable medical care, subsidized housing, a smart device (tablet/phone functions) implanted in our head and a blazing fast wireless network everywhere.

It'll finally collapse when we discover the truth behind EYE Tech. (They were once Carrier IQ.) Eventually EYE Tech releases a device called the Zoe implant. The public will have an insatiable demand for the product which will kill the iPlant and cause Apple to file for bankruptcy. Once everyone has a Zoe implant, Steve Jobs will immaculately resurrect himself and be known as Eli. He will hack into the network and stream the last known copy of Orwell's 1984 into everyone's brain. The movie sound track will be missing but there will be Esparanto sub-titles. The overlords will fail to recognize the risk and allow the memory to remain. A revolution follows.

ISurfTooMuch

join:2007-04-23
Tuscaloosa, AL

Man, you were tripping in that last paragraph. You must've broken out the good stuff in celebration of it being Friday.



Kristopher
I got a 4
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join:2002-10-11
Tyrinaria
kudos:4

Nothing like an early start to the weekend!


rradina

join:2000-08-08
Chesterfield, MO

reply to ISurfTooMuch
No...I'm completely sober. After a bottle of cab I have more compassion and I'm a lot less critical/cynical. I gave up the other personality enhancements probably, oh, 25 years ago when school ended and I knew employers were sniffing around the golden shower.



ekster
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join:2010-07-16
Lachine, QC
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reply to rradina
I'm a beta tester for EYE TECH. Stop spreading lies and fear. You have no idea how much easier it makes my life. I can do so much more with so much less thought and time!

It's like all the computer, cell phone, wifi haters. Nothing is going to control you, you're going to control the technology. So stop fearing and living in the stone age. Technology is the future, and the faster we make it part of us, the better the world will be.



DrModem
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join:2006-10-19
USA
kudos:1

Lies, I get all my biotech from Sarif Industries.



ekster
Boo

join:2010-07-16
Lachine, QC
kudos:1

Sarif Industries is nothing next to EYE TECH when it comes to security. Nothing.

Now go back to patching your lame biotechs before I fry your temporal lobe.



Archivis
Your Daddy
Premium
join:2001-11-26
Earth
kudos:17

reply to rradina
I want what this guy is smoking.



Adalicia
PoM Nom Nom 'Mon

join:2009-10-13
Columbus, NE
kudos:12

I know right, thread delivers.



Transmaster
Don't Blame Me I Voted For Bill and Opus

join:2001-06-20
Cheyenne, WY

reply to rradina

I think I see what is going on here


Transmaster
Don't Blame Me I Voted For Bill and Opus

join:2001-06-20
Cheyenne, WY

reply to ekster

said by ekster:

I'm a beta tester for EYE TECH. Stop spreading lies and fear. You have no idea how much easier it makes my life.

With out this kind of technology Stephen Hawkins would have a much, much harder time communicating with the world around him.
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I am quite sure now that often, very often, in matters concerning religion and politics a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkey's.
- Mark Twain in Eruption

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