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jaynick
Fight it Cure it
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join:2001-02-06
Sterling Heights, MI
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[Joke] On the lighter side

It all began in November when I got Kathy an iPod touch for her birthday. For Christmas, she got me an iPhone. So I got her an iRon for appreciation. She failed to recognize that it can be integrated into the home network of the iClean, iWash and iCook. The fight then began!
I should be out of the hospital soon. iHurt!


sortofageek
Not Trouble
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There & Then
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said by jaynick:


iHurt!

uShould


jaynick
Fight it Cure it
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join:2001-02-06
Sterling Heights, MI
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said by sortofageek:

said by jaynick:


iHurt!

uShould

Ya think?


sortofageek
Not Trouble
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join:2001-08-19
There & Then
kudos:13

Before Giz shows up, yes, iThink.



jaynick
Fight it Cure it
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said by sortofageek:

Before Giz shows up, yes, iThink.

Can't wait!


PeteC2
Got Mouse?
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join:2002-01-20
Bristol, CT
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...you are a braver man than I....

True story:

Many years ago...when I was perhaps slightly less insightful...it was time to buy my young wife a birthday present.

Now, I was in a phase where a gift such as a quality wrench set, or better yet a power drill or jigsaw would have pleased me to no end.

Following that logic:

What did Anne get for her birthday? .... jewelry?.... clothes?.... chocolates?...

No! Something special that any woman would treasure and show off to family and friends!

Yes sports fans, I gave my true love a vacuum cleaner! Imagine the looks opf longing and love that I got! (not really!)

Luckily, I survived that birthday ... but it wasn't pretty ...
--
Deeds, not words



jopfef
Keeper of the Beagles
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join:2001-03-31
Saint Louis, MO
kudos:1
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said by PeteC2:

...you are a braver man than I....

True story:

Many years ago...when I was perhaps slightly less insightful...it was time to buy my young wife a birthday present.

Now, I was in a phase where a gift such as a quality wrench set, or better yet a power drill or jigsaw would have pleased me to no end.

Following that logic:

What did Anne get for her birthday? .... jewelry?.... clothes?.... chocolates?...

No! Something special that any woman would treasure and show off to family and friends!

Yes sports fans, I gave my true love a vacuum cleaner! Imagine the looks opf longing and love that I got! (not really!)

Luckily, I survived that birthday ... but it wasn't pretty ...

You should have been drawn and quartered for giving Anne a gift like that!
--
"I can't save them all, but I sure as hell CAN help move them to safety." - Jo

"...If the beasts were gone, we would die from a great loneliness of spirit." - Chief Seattle


signmeuptoo
Love those still alive
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NanoParticle
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I know, that really sucks! :p


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