 usa2kBlessedPremium,MVM
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Re: [Icky] I'm NOT DEAD!! Cabin fever . . . 
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 IcarusBig Trouble In Little HelixPremium,Mod
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said by BadHat:SF without internet, scary thought...
Who else worries hes been writing jokes all this time?  |
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 Santa FeXfce MePremium,ExMod 2002-7
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According to the AT&T store, it's almost here. Can't wait. Missed all of you guys SO MUCH!
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 sortofageekNot TroublePremium,Mod
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| said by Santa Fe:According to the AT&T store, it's almost here. Can't wait. Missed all of you guys SO MUCH!
Awwwww, I was so afraid you were just sick of us. 
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sortofageekNot TroublePremium,Mod
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said by Icarus:said by BadHat:SF without internet, scary thought...
Who else worries hes been writing jokes all this time?
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 DownTheShoreTag, you're itPremium
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Glad to hear that you're okay! |
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 lonnybBlessed Beyond BeliefPremium
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Great to hear from you!! Is there such thing as broadband via railroad tracks?
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 jaykaykay4 Ever YoungPremium,MVM
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Boy! Are you missed. |
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usa2kBlessedPremium,MVM
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Even failed days ... |
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Santa FeXfce MePremium,ExMod 2002-7
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said by sortofageek:said by Santa Fe:According to the AT&T store, it's almost here. Can't wait. Missed all of you guys SO MUCH!
Awwwww, I was so afraid you were just sick of us. {Koff}{Koff} Me Sick? 
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Santa FeXfce MePremium,ExMod 2002-7
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said by Icarus:said by BadHat:SF without internet, scary thought...
Who else worries hes been writing jokes all this time? 1. Puns about monorails always make for decent one-liners.
2. A railroad engineer must be sure not to lose his train of thought or he might go down the wrong track.
3. Those who steal trains must have a loco-motive.
4. The railway had a safety problem, but tried to cover its tracks.
5. First time hunters were arguing over which kind of animal tracks they had found when they were hit by a train.
6. How do you find a missing train? Follow the tracks.
7. If you drive a train, you can't afford to lose track.
8. When Einstein rode home on a locomotive it was a good train of thought.
9. Every so often railroad conductors have to go for retraining.
10. The conductor lost his train of thought when the caboose derailed.
11. A fired newspaper editor took an ex-press train out of town.
12. The railway constructions are on track.
13. If you walk along a railroad track you may soon feel run down.
14. A train load of paint derailed. Nearby businesses were put in the red.
15. The special section reserved in the train for Julius was a Cesarean Berth.
16. On the old trains the engineer had a lot of esteem.
17. One can-tanker-ous train railed another, asking, "What are you a-freight of?"
18. Those building railways have to do a lot of tracking or their project will de-rail.
19. The electrician worked on the side as a musician. He was a conductor on the train.
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 rfharThe World Sport, Played In Every CountryPremium
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He'sssssss B-baaack! |
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Santa FeXfce MePremium,ExMod 2002-7
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| I was on a walking tour across America. They'll think twice about letting me NEAR Mt. Rushmore with yellow paint this time!
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 PeteC2Got Mouse?Premium,MVM
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....its all coming back to me now...the thrills, the chills, the punishing puns...
The train is back at the station!!!
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Santa FeXfce MePremium,ExMod 2002-7
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| said by PeteC2:....its all coming back to me now...the thrills, the chills, the punishing puns...
The train is back at the station!!!
Punishing Puns
I know what you're thinking. What did you ever do to me that would have me PUN-ishing you with the following PUN-gent post featuring nothing but PUNs? I guess it means I'm a PUN-dit of PUNs.
Just who is responsible for these horrible plays on words anyway? I would put the blame squarely on the shoulders of Julius Caesar. Of course, Willie Shakespeare was busy gorging himself on a plate of bangers whilst doing research for his play about the Roman Emperor's tragic demise. He screwed up that climactic assassination by inserting misplaced dialogue into the scene.
For your edification, I give you the correct scenario that yielded Julie Caesar's famous words:
You see it was on the day of the big annual carnival which was known as the "Rides of March." After grabbing himself something to eat at the barbecue pit Caesar ran into old friend Brutus. They shot the shit for awhile and checked out all the babes in their tight togas.
As he'd already eaten, he turned down the offer to join Brutus to get something to eat saying to him that he'd already eaten.
Said Brutus, "I heard the hamburgers are really good. Did you have any?"
(You know what's coming, don't you?)
To which Caesar replied, " Et two, Brutus."
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 jaynickFight it Cure itPremium
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Remember this gem?
»www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7NHWKbQuRw |
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