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Jtmo
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join:2001-05-20
Novato, CA

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reply to FutureMon

Re: Moving to the Monterey Area...

Cohabitation Rider

Gets activated when Leonard starts "living with" a girlfriend in the apartment.

"A girlfriend shall be deemed "living with" Leonard when she has stayed over for A: ten consecutive nights or B: for more than nine nights in a three-week period or C: all the weekends of a given month plus three weeknights."

Upon implementation the clause activates the following provisions:
a change in the distribution of shelves in the fridge (instead of Leonard and Sheldon having two separate shelves and one communal shelf, the three parties will then have one individual shelf each and the door becomes communal
apartment vacuuming shall be increased from two to three times a week to accommodate the increased accumulation of dead skin cells
a change in the bathroom schedule

The girlfriend also has to sign that:

"she does not now nor does she intend to play percussive or brass instruments"

Or you can go with the less intrusive:
»www.lawdepot.com/contracts/roomm···odXUY82g