Wang loses like every time.
Scissors Bobbits Wang
Paper Cuts Wang
Lizard Eats Wang
Rock Crushes Wang
Unless it's a powerful Wang
Wang Bends Scissors
Wang Crumples Paper
Wang Hammers Lizard
Wang Pulverizes Rock
Reminds me of this Val Kilmer classic:
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