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Jackarino
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[Photos] 2014 Chevy Impala


Thoughts?


MEDIAN2k3
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Looks like a mix between a Honda Accord and a Chevy Camaro
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Jackarino
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I see a little Audi influence



The Pig
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reply to Jackarino

Looks like all the other cars hitting the road!



seaquake
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reply to Jackarino

I was gonna say it looks like the lovechild of the Camry and Accord. Need a pic of the back-end, though. The last 2 feet of that car have been fugly since it was relaunched; hopefully they did something better with it.

Overall though, I'd say it's a conservative look with neutral looks. Nothing too radical, nothing too exciting. Certainly looks better than the current model, though.



Lone Wolf
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reply to Jackarino

Another generic mobile.



Cho Baka
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Is that a bad photoshop on the 1/4 panel?
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reply to Jackarino

I perfer the older style 00-05 models

has the old school look to it. that's what I like about it.



Jackarino
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Same


sailor
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reply to Jackarino

Click for full size
If that big square hole in the right rear is supposed to be a single exhaust it looks ridiculous imo.

»www.autoweek.com/article/2012040···20409951


No_Strings
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Looks like there's a matching one on the other side, so it's either less ugly because it's symmetrical or it's twice as ugly.
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Cheese
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reply to sailor

I assume there is another, I can see what looks like another one but barely


sailor
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Click for full size
Click for full size
Click for full size
what the hell
said by No_Strings:

Looks like there's a matching one on the other side, so it's either less ugly because it's symmetrical or it's twice as ugly.

Yep..found some more and check out the middle of the dash hi-riser

»www.motortrend.com/auto_shows/ne···_15.html


KrK
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reply to sailor

The rear quarter looks "more aggressive" then average because of that raking back panel. IMHO. But it seems out of balance with the front from the side, and the back looks like nothing special.

In other words, it's a fairly generic looking sedan. Not exactly plain jane but nothing to really wow about either.

Now, maybe the interior is awesome and maybe it drives and handles very well... We'll see as reviews come in.
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KrK
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reply to sailor

Guess that's where you put your gun.


sailor
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lol, good one!



Jackarino
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I don't get that screen



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reply to KrK

said by KrK:

Guess that's where you put your gun.

Yup, because guns don't fit well in the cupholders(believe me, I know) .

Haven't been interested in an Impala since 1996, when GM dropped the B-Body platform, but if this is what is coming back in 2014, I'll gladly take two.
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Jackarino
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I'll probably buy one. I really like the sporty exterior



Jackarino
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»www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl···O9oSYFb8



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reply to Jackarino

I like it. My girlfriend loves Impalas and is on her second, I have always been kind of blah about them but I like that design.

On that note, that will look like a really sharp police cruiser if they continue with the Impala police package. Our county cops are on there 2nd fleet of them and by the time this new design comes out they will be ready to purchase a new fleet. Although I dont know if GM discontinued the Imapala police package since they brought the Caprice police car back.
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lordpuffer
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reply to Jackarino

I like it. To me, it looks similar to a lot of cars put out now. However, as long as you like it, and the price is right....Go for it!
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itguy05

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reply to Jackarino

Looks like a big Sonata.

IMHO the Taurus looks much better!



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Looks like they cut costs by firing all their designers and "borrowed" what they wanted. For instance:

VW



BMW -- Note the roof line (hood to Trunk) and especially the window frame shape -- A deliberate copy of the Hofmeister Kink BMW's signature desihn element dating back to 1961



Audi



Next up is the........
OK I am getting tired. Lets just say for simplicity's sake.

IT LOOKS LIKE EVERY OTHER LATE MODEL SEDAN ON THE MARKET....As they all have taken from the German/European design.


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reply to Jackarino

said by Jackarino:

I see a little Audi influence

I see that too - a bit of a european look along with the Camaro styling.
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reply to Jackarino

Barely even resembles an Impala imho. When I used to travel a lot I always requested a late 2k model Impala. Simple, plenty of power, roomy trunk and back seat, no bunch of digital/bluetooth crap that I don't need. I just need to be able to charge my phone and aux in my mp3 player. Maybe I'm just old.
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Lurch77
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reply to Jackarino

I agree with some others here. It's a boring looking car that does not stand out from the rest on the road. And I agree the front and rear seem to have had different, non-commuting departments working on them.


sailor
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Click for full size
downloadSHOSticker.pdf 1,568,650 bytes
said by itguy05:

Looks like a big Sonata.

IMHO the Taurus looks much better!

While out of town this afternoon I drive by a Ford dealer and see parked out front what appeared to be a new 2013 Ford SHO.

So I pull in and sure enough it is a brand spanking new 2013 SHO in black....stunning and total bad ass is an understatement.

Even though I personally would never again buy a black exterior car I must say this SHO looked so freaking serious and bad ass in black....

Unfortunately I did not have my camera with me but I did look online for the car when I got home and here is a copy of the window sticker.

If you would to locate it online just do a new inventory search for year 2013 and model Taurus and you will find it at

Otisford.com


Cheese
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said by sailor:

said by itguy05:

Looks like a big Sonata.

IMHO the Taurus looks much better!

While out of town this afternoon I drive by a Ford dealer and see parked out front what appeared to be a new 2013 Ford SHO.

So I pull in and sure enough it is a brand spanking new 2013 SHO in black....stunning and total bad ass is an understatement.

Even though I personally would never again buy a black exterior car I must say this SHO looked so freaking serious and bad ass in black....

Unfortunately I did not have my camera with me but I did look online for the car when I got home and here is a copy of the window sticker.

If you would to locate it online just do a new inventory search for year 2013 and model Taurus and you will find it at

Otisford.com

like this?

»1.bp.blogspot.com/-XpcqtVVSJjg/T···00/B.jpg


jester121
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reply to Jackarino

Looks like a Camry that got a fat ass. Perfect for middle aged American men, same thing happened to our wives.