reply to Bob Elek
Re: This is Bob Elek with Verizon. That's a good one! Which one of you guys anonymously posted this? You should be paid! Is this a late April Fool's joke? hahaha! Classic.
By adjusting the way we offer DSL, making you purchase something you don't want or need, we are able to control our executive bonus structure more effectively, enabling us to continue a lavish lifestyle while taking advantage of a duopoly and price collusion that you stupid idiots will never defeat!
We are proactively giving existing customers a 30-day advance notice to stock up on lube, with extra sand included.