Today is a new day so I call in. Rep says I am under contract. I am staring at a hard copy of the Residential Network Order Form from last spring when I went to my current Triple Play bundle. It clearly states "No Contract No ETF". Come on Verizon.... le sigh
*UPDATE*
Finally spoke to a polite rep in retention. She was able to add on a "Valued Customer" -$10 for 12 months, bringing my base from $129 to $109. I have an existing 24 month -$10. Hopefully it does not go away when I return all the STB's. This is very close to the TV\internet double play bundle new month-to-month customers are getting that I was hoping to get. I would like to do away with the phone. It probably has extra fees\taxes that I could live without, plus the fact that I never use it. Also, the free SD box for life for my Slingbox would be nice. Maybe TJ can help me with that. I reckon I'll shut up now