 jaynicklit upPremium
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1 edit | [Awww] Happy Easter.A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves.
"What are you doing in there?" She asked.
The rabbit replied:
"This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?",
To which the lady replied "Yes."
"Well," the rabbit said,
"I'm westing."
Sorry... I just couldn't stop myself.
Have a Wonderful Easter...  |
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 usa2kBlessedPremium,MVM
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Redford, MI
kudos:3 | Great Easter wishes!
... Is your refrigerator running? |
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jaynicklit upPremium
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1 edit | said by usa2k:Great Easter wishes!
... Is your refrigerator running?
No, for some reason it's hopping!  Ahh! Hasenpfeffer tomorrow Yummy! |
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 Santa FeI use Xfce, don't you wish Everyone did?Premium,ExMod 2002-7
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Freight Yard
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Easter Puns
Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny
Q. What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
A. You ‘nique up on him.
Q. How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A. Tame way, unique up on it.
Q. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?
A. A receding hareline
Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?
A. A boy scout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
A. An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
Q. Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be twelve inches long?
A. Then it would be a foot.
Q. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?
A. Just look for the gray hares.
Q. What do rabbits have that nothing else in the world has?
A. Baby rabbits.
Q. "Waitress, what’s this hare doing in my soup?"
A. "Looks like the back stroke."
Q. What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. A hot cross bunny
Q. Why does the Easter Bunny have such a shiny nose?
A. His powder puff’s on the wrong end.
Q. How do you make a rabbit stew?
A. Make it wait for 3 hours!
Q. What goes ha-ha-clunk?
A. A bunny laughing its head off.
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jaynicklit upPremium
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 dandelionPremium,MVM
join:2003-04-29
Germantown, TN
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Happy Easter! |
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 migPremium,MVM
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Anytown, USA | reply to jaynick
Happy Easter |
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 santyDon't Follow Me, I'M Lost TooPremium,MVM
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Wilmington, IL
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Happy Easter. |
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 rusdiAmerican VPremium,MVM
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Flippin, AR
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HAPPY EASTER!
That's Wudy, that waskle wabbit!
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Santa FeI use Xfce, don't you wish Everyone did?Premium,ExMod 2002-7
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Happy Easter to you and all the ships at Sea!
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 signmeuptooThank you YankeesPremium
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»www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-k5J4RxQdE |
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 squirtcacatne alces in silvis?Premium,MVM
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Happy Easter!
And a Joyous Passover to those celebrating that feast! |
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Santa FeI use Xfce, don't you wish Everyone did?Premium,ExMod 2002-7
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Too Much Information!
And our favorite groundhog howieh  is ready for Easter as well! 
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jaynicklit upPremium
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| Wabbits laying eggs? |
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usa2kBlessedPremium,MVM
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Re: [Awww] Happy Easter. I bet he hates getting dressed-up! |
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 sortofageekNot TroublePremium,Mod
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There & Then
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Linksys
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Re: [Awww] Happy Easter. Howie is not willingly dressed up for Easter, Mr. Train. That is meeow's market basket. Somebody shot pic of it as she made her way home with fixings for her Easter dinner. Paybacks, I think. 
Seriously, though, I am wishing a blessed Easter and/or Passover to those who celebrate and extra blessings to those who don't, love you all.
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jaynicklit upPremium
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If you think about, a gwoundhog with eaws does wesemble a wabbit. |
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Santa FeI use Xfce, don't you wish Everyone did?Premium,ExMod 2002-7
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Uh Guys, Talk Like Elmer Fudd Day was on March 2'nd!
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jaynicklit upPremium
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| That's the story of my life, a few days late and a few dollars short! |
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usa2kBlessedPremium,MVM
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| said by jaynick:That's the story of my life, a few days late and a few dollars short! You mean
Dat's the stowy of my wife, a few days wate and a few dowwaws showt!
I think the spell checker is mad at me!
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