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NormanS
I gave her time to steal my mind away
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Re: [octobabble] Hooray!!!

Allah no! Mecca-cat???

JRW2
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I think I know how this happened...



The DOG did it.

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DC DSL
There's a reason I'm Command.
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lotusracer
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said by Juggernaut:

Psst, the locusts come before that part...

I'd sure like to be driving my Locost this year!

Juggernaut
Irreverent or irrelevant?
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Psst, the locusts come before that part...

DarkLogix
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said by lotusracer:

said by DC DSL:

said by lotusracer:

I'm too pretty to go to prison....

Damn good thing you're nowhere near me...not in the mood today for being collateral damage when that lightning bolt hits you.

Lightning strikes generally only happen when I drive past churches

I thought it rained Fire and Brimstone?

lotusracer
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said by DC DSL:

said by lotusracer:

I'm too pretty to go to prison....

Damn good thing you're nowhere near me...not in the mood today for being collateral damage when that lightning bolt hits you.

Lightning strikes generally only happen when I drive past churches

DC DSL
There's a reason I'm Command.
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DC DSL

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Holy Mother of Jesus! I remember some hideously garish outfits back in the 70s...but these! These are way, way beyond any kind of explanation or redemption.


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said by John2Jonnie:

We have no fear of cats ever getting to rule the world

Sorry, dear. They already rule the world. We arrived on the scene well *after* they did. They required an animal to build warm homes, comfy furniture, invent heating and air conditioning, and have opposable thumbs to open cans and such for them. Nature provided us for the job.

John2Jonnie
No Defeat ~ No Surrender
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We have no fear of cats ever getting to rule the world -







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said by DarkLogix:

I think this is one cat you should not let rule.


Funny story - I have a friend that used to live in Hoboken and there was a neighborhood cat that looked like that. Everybody called it Hitler Cat. Well one day Hitler Cat got himself stuck on my friends roof and started to make a lot of noise, so his wife called the local fire department to get him down. After surveying the scene, they put up an aerial latter to rescue Hitler Cat. But, as soon as the ladder hit the roof Hitler Cat did an amazing jump and glide landing first in the tree in front of the house then "BAM" on top of the fire truck and he took off running. The firemen asked for the cats name for his report and my friend said he had no name, but the neighbors called him Hitler Cat.

Next day in the local paper there was a story about the rescue. Hitler Cat Altermare Rescued From Roof - they used my friends last name in the report. Whoever wrote the article had a scene of humor since he used "Hitler Cat Altermare" as much as he could. A lot of friends called him about the story because they used his address too.


DC DSL
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said by lotusracer:

I'm too pretty to go to prison....

Damn good thing you're nowhere near me...not in the mood today for being collateral damage when that lightning bolt hits you.

lotusracer
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said by JRW2:

What about ex-wives?

I've got plenty of them, but none I'd want to go to prison over. I'm too pretty to go to prison....

JRW2
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What about ex-wives?

lotusracer
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said by DarkLogix:

said by lotusracer:

ok, I don't have a girlfriend, but some of these tips could be of value to those of you that do. Too bad Oscar didn't see this:

The Onion's Tips For Not Accidentally Murdering Your Girlfriend

»www.theonion.com/article ··· u,31359/

Ya murdering your GF kind hurts your chances at having a life.

having a girlfriend can do that too.... but seldom puts you in prison

DarkLogix
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said by lotusracer:

ok, I don't have a girlfriend, but some of these tips could be of value to those of you that do. Too bad Oscar didn't see this:

The Onion's Tips For Not Accidentally Murdering Your Girlfriend

»www.theonion.com/article ··· u,31359/

Ya murdering your GF kind hurts your chances at having a life.
DarkLogix

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said by TrainBuff:

said by DarkLogix:

Um that doesn't look like a good match for hitler cat.

But he has superpowers!

Oh in that case cool

TrainBuff
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I see that JRW2 has another job.
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said by DC DSL:

said by TrainBuff:

Here I am!

That cat needs to smite that woman for having the nerve to do that and then post it on the Internet. Kitteh's "Help me!" look says it all.


lotusracer
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ok, I don't have a girlfriend, but some of these tips could be of value to those of you that do. Too bad Oscar didn't see this:

The Onion's Tips For Not Accidentally Murdering Your Girlfriend

»www.theonion.com/article ··· u,31359/

TrainBuff
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said by DarkLogix:

Um that doesn't look like a good match for hitler cat.

But he has superpowers!

DarkLogix
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Tell the snow dancers to aim for Houston already. (so far we're just getting rain.)

lotusracer
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from one of the local weather guy's FB page:

NEW NAM CRANKS OUT SNOW! HOT OFF THE PRESS!

Considering lift off is only 7 hours away you have to be impressed with the 12z NAM. It has moisture content of 7 to 9/10ths inch for the entire area. That would imply warning status for the whole region with 6-9" snows at a meager 10-1 ratio. Not sure if the model has lost it's mind or what but if it's close this will be pretty nice snow! I'm monitoring closely and will need to see if the GFS has this trend....stand by,

DC DSL
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said by DarkLogix:

Um that doesn't look like a good match for hitler cat.

Calm yourself.

DarkLogix
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Um that doesn't look like a good match for hitler cat.

DC DSL
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said by TrainBuff:

Here I am!

That cat needs to smite that woman for having the nerve to do that and then post it on the Internet. Kitteh's "Help me!" look says it all.

TrainBuff
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Here I am!

DarkLogix
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said by DC DSL:

Cats will rule no matter what we say. Humans exist merely to worship and obey them.

Yes but Hitler cat must be stopped, where's American Cat?