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Re: [octobabble] Hooray!!!McDonald's in the UK were being closed because the "light mayo" was really Jizz lol. Yep, thats what you get at a "greasy" spoon... Google this for the articles.. I'm too lazy here :P hehe |
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said by 93388818:cruise control keeps this site running Show some respect for this little guy and his buddies!
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I hear it's awesome hair gel. |
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thegeek Premium Member join:2008-02-21 right here |
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octobabble thread that isn't several hundred pages past it's prime? i think i'll start actually reading it and posting in it. |
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bradleydI can't spel Premium Member join:2000-10-15 Up yours! |
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I'm in CA now...and going home tonight. I'll have all day tomorrow to post stupid things. I have quite the back log. |
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John2JonnieNo Defeat ~ No Surrender Premium Member join:2000-08-11 NJ |
Back log? Well if prune juice does not work for ya, tray an ice cold glass of apple cider.
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Anybody here a zoo keeper? I need a little help with my back log.
Caretaker licks monkeys butt for an hour to help it defecate
Yesterday, Wuhan Zoo Monkey caretaker Zhang Bangsheng unbelievably used his tongue to lick a small monkeys butt!
50-year-old Zhang Bangsheng used warm water to clean a small Francois Leaf Monkeys buttocks, then began using his mouth to lick it, not stopping for over an hour, until the little monkey defecated a single peanut. Only after the peanut was defecated did Zhang Bangsheng laugh with satisfaction.
As it is understood, this small Francois langur is only 3 months old, and is the first Francois Leaf Monkey to be born in nearly 10 years at this animal park. The Francois langur is a rare primate from Guangxi and Guizhou and is amongst the nations most protected animals. Because it is so precious, the zoo gave it to model worker and high-level expert Zhang Bangsheng to care for and raise.
On the first day of the May 1st short holiday, Zhang Bangsheng let the small Francois langur enter the monkey exhibit for the first time to meet visitors so it can see more of the world. The next day, Old Zhang discovered that the little monkey had indigestion and difficulty defecating, and immediately became worried. Seeing peanut shells on the ground, Old Zhang immediately understood that visitors had definitely tossed peanuts to the small monkey, and the toothless monkey swallowed the peanut whole. If it does not quickly defecate it, it would endanger the little monkeys life.
Because the monkey is too small, it wasnt suitable to use medicine to let it defecate. The only way was to lick its butt, to prompt it to defecate the peanut, and so the scene at the start of this article occurred.
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DC DSLThere's a reason I'm Command. Premium Member join:2000-07-30 Washington, DC 1 edit |
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2012-May-3 3:47 pm
Dude. Seriously. Pick up your meds on the way home. You should be slapped with a mackerel for not using รง where you're supposed to! |
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2012-May-3 5:11 pm
Dinsdale? |
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TrainBuffThe New Haven Railroad Premium Member join:2003-05-01 Buffalo, NY |
Here is a picture of the servers for this site. Somebody touched the wires. |
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2012-May-4 7:02 am
Crispy! |
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bradleydI can't spel Premium Member join:2000-10-15 Up yours! |
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Back home...red eye flights suck...feel like zombie |
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said by TrainBuff:Here is a picture of the servers for this site. Somebody touched the wires. that looks like the area behind my tv/stereo equipment |
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DC DSLThere's a reason I'm Command. Premium Member join:2000-07-30 Washington, DC Actiontec GT784WN
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2012-May-4 10:28 am
OH NOES!!!!!! The Falling Bear was hit and killed by a car.
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2012-May-4 10:47 am
Love your Derby hat, Jonnie!
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said by lotusracer:that looks like the area behind my tv/stereo equipment At least we can't see your drapes. |
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John2JonnieNo Defeat ~ No Surrender Premium Member join:2000-08-11 NJ |
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HA!!
I have a hat like that - only without the Godfather horse head on it.
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2012-May-4 11:12 am
That might raise a few eyebrows, not to mention some embarrassing questions, if you wear that tomorrow. |
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said by lotusracer:said by TrainBuff:Here is a picture of the servers for this site. Somebody touched the wires. that looks like the area behind my tv/stereo equipment Mine too including below my computer. |
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DC DSLThere's a reason I'm Command. Premium Member join:2000-07-30 Washington, DC Actiontec GT784WN
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2012-May-4 12:33 pm
said by TrainBuff:including below my computer. You mean that isn't because of too much porn and not enough housekeeping? |
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TrainBuffThe New Haven Railroad Premium Member join:2003-05-01 Buffalo, NY |
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said by DC DSL:said by TrainBuff:including below my computer. You mean that isn't because of too much porn and not enough housekeeping? No comment! Just say I have a large wire collection on the floor. |
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2012-May-4 3:28 pm
said by TrainBuff:I have a large wire collection on the floor. That is beaucoup kinky. |
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