My local subway shop doesn't understand the difference between light mayo (as in just a little bit of regular) vs. a metric ton of "lite mayo"
I said "light mayo" to the sandwich maker one time and, fortunately stopped the guy before he slathered the "lite" stuff on. You have to remember to tell them "just a little mayo" instead of "light" otherwise you're doomed. -- "Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet him."
McDonald's in the UK were being closed because the "light mayo" was really Jizz lol. Yep, thats what you get at a "greasy" spoon... Google this for the articles.. I'm too lazy here :P hehe -- SERVER: mail.on.ca