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RayGeode

join:2004-07-21
Norwalk, CT

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job hunting RANT

A recent job ad placed by "ELITE PLACEMENT GROUP" describes a new college grad overachiever with terms like
"Internal and External Pillars" and "Synthesis of Requirements"
I'm not sure but i think that the job description is now the "Value Proposition of Role".

The real laugh comes when i read this
S/he should also be perceptive, and have a low tolerance for badness.

Psychobabble what is this place coming to?


fatness
subtle
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Sounds like something badly translated from another language.
--
Bohemian Rhapsody


fatness
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quote:
The role offers strong learning about our culture, and it could be a medium term stepping stone for future opportunities as it provides strong exposure to senior investment leadership in the company.
»epg.hiringhook.com/JobSeeker/Adm···183.aspx
--
Bohemian Rhapsody

RayGeode

join:2004-07-21
Norwalk, CT
That's the one. With such obscure language, they could end up losing $2B in hedges and credit default swaps, with no federal regulator understanding what the heck it was they did.


DarkLogix
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I think you might have a high tolerance for badness.

Anyone thats an english speaker would have to be ROFLOL at that.

RayGeode

join:2004-07-21
Norwalk, CT
it's so bad, it gives bad a bad name


DC DSL
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But when I'm bad, I'm awesome.


DarkLogix
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Click for full size
Is this you?

Your teeth could use some whitening.

RayGeode

join:2004-07-21
Norwalk, CT

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you're off topic man. But since you you are, i'm gonna let it all hang out 'cause i'm so bad.

We-eee-eeel....

You know you make me wanna (Shout!)
Kick my heels up and (Shout!)
Throw my hands up and (Shout!)
Throw my head back and (Shout!)
Come on now (Shout!)
Don't forget to say you will
Don't forget to say, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(Say you will)
Say it right now bab-ay
(Say you will)
Come on, come on
(Say you will)
Say it, will-a you-ooooo!
(Say you will)
You got it, now!
(Say) say that you love me
(Say) say that you need me
(Say) say that you want me
(Say) you wanna please me
(Say) come on now
(Say) come on now
(Say) come on now
(Say) come on now
(Say) I still remember
(Shooby-doo-wop-do-wop-wop-wop-wop)

Little Richard..... ( famous world class philosopher )
not be banned for life pl....


DC DSL
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I have seen plenty of boneheaded help wanted ads. One of my favorites was an ad for an "entry-level VP-Finance...ideal for recent grads or H-1Bs. Potential for advancement to CFO within 6 months." Of all things, it was posted by Robert Half, a decades-old accounting and finance recruiter. I guess they don't bother with standards, experience or credentials any longer. The ones in IT are ever more ludicrous every day it seems. "Senior Entry Level Project Manager required for long term ASP.NET project. Previous experience not required but will be considered." was in my inbox just this morning.
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dave
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reply to DarkLogix
said by DarkLogix:

Anyone thats an english speaker would have to to not be ROFLOL at that.

I would have to to not be not agree with that.


DarkLogix
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said by dave:

said by DarkLogix:

Anyone thats an english speaker would have to to not be ROFLOL at that.

I would have to to not be not agree with that.

WOW just WOW

sorry I was ROFLOL and the fingers wondered.

But then you have a double negitive so you agree with the finger wandering post?

dave
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said by DarkLogix:

But then you have a double negitive so you agree with the finger wondering post?

Ah, that's left for you to wander about.


DarkLogix
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Sorry I'm not going to to wander about.
My days of walking aimlessly to waste time are over till I have to waste time again.

And I'm not going to wonder about it ether.

RayGeode

join:2004-07-21
Norwalk, CT
reply to DC DSL
said by DC DSL:

I have seen plenty of boneheaded help wanted ads. One of my favorites was an ad for an "entry-level VP-Finance...ideal for recent grads or H-1Bs. Potential for advancement to CFO within 6 months." Of all things, it was posted by Robert Half, a decades-old accounting and finance recruiter. I guess they don't bother with standards, experience or credentials any longer. The ones in IT are ever more ludicrous every day it seems. "Senior Entry Level Project Manager required for long term ASP.NET project. Previous experience not required but will be considered." was in my inbox just this morning.

Hey i qualify for both of those. How do i get an H1-B?

dave
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First, get foreign citizenship (I heard about an only-lightly-used Swiss citizenship becoming available recently).


DarkLogix
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I think he'll have to renounce his US citizenship first(I hear theres some tax perks to that)

RayGeode

join:2004-07-21
Norwalk, CT

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said by DarkLogix:

First, get foreign citizenship (I heard about an only-lightly-used Swiss citizenship becoming available recently).

said by DarkLogix:

I think he'll have to renounce his US citizenship first(I hear theres some tax perks to that in canada)

Canada eh ? eh eh where the monkees....yeah, people say we monkee around, but where two busy singin' too put anybody down

brigittegris

join:2012-05-23
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Love that bear pic.