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Re: [RP] WTH woman!

reply to Darkthunder
At least he knows what to do with his arrow. More than I can say for some folks. And that time you THINK you caught me in bed? HA - you were meant to see that, I was trying out my new spells - is it my fault they all came out at one time? I can't help it if there were glitches in the realms that night.
And you have that chopper only because I do spend so much time in the AH, shopping for the bargains that allowed you make it - what, you think minerals alone did that? Fine, keep the stupid thing - doesn't run all that well anyway, not since that time I drove it into the lake in Stormwind - keeps making this funny sound.
Of course I washed your cape in warm water - had to get that funky smell out of it somehow, my cleansing spells sure couldn't do it - what did you do, roll around in the barn with the Elekks again?? If you told you once, I told you a thousand times - lay off the mead!

Oh pu-lease. You first wanted me for my Two-Handed Mace of Epic Stamina. And you know what I can do with it. Especially when I pop Heroism. And yes you were in bed with those minions. I stood there for several minutes... I know what was up. You were also playing with your wand and that is not what intended when I traded for it as a gift for you.

And what the hell did you do to my chopper? Woman, I am warning you. You better not have ruined it. Thats not what I meant by washing it. If you did mess it up then my next mount will be your sister I swear. At least she can clean my stuff without ruining it.

And whats this I hear about you galavanting around all of Azeroth a few weeks back with the orphan kids spending all our money on toys and ice cream for them? What happened to our brats?

And one more thing, when you were told I was in Boody Bay last week, it is BOOTY with a "t". Not what you thought it was.

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not that she isn't enjoying the thread... just not contributing

reply to Darkthunder
Seriously? More like two-fingered mini twig of epileptic spasms from my point of view – yeah, I know what you can do with it. Blunder around like blind ogre, then flop over and snore the rest of the night. You should be the one taking lessons from that hunter – feel free to search for him, his name is Norris. Chuck Norris. And he never suffers from cool down.

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reply to DarkMissy
Really. REALLY? How would you know about his cool down. See, I knew what was up. I bet you know more about his pet wolf too. But I bet he does not know about your three month respawn rate. Waiting on sex from you is like waiting in queue for weeks. And then its like being with a death knight. You just lying there with cold stare looking up at me. I hope that he knew you were a frost trap.

And if you were not so "worn out with experience" I would not feel like a twig.

reply to Darkthunder
There's alot you don't know - a girl has needs, too. If all I did was fetch your beers, clean your robes, and wait for you to bring out your flame tongue totem and hope for mana spring, I would be old and grey!

All those nights that you left me alone, PRETENDING to hunt down Onyxia? Well, I sure wasn't hanging around the homestead, tending the warm campfire. While you and your guildies were getting owned by her whelps, Chuck was showing me his steady shot and let me tell you, he's definately trained in that. No premature explosive traps there.

So next time you think about yelling about beers, or mounts, before you yell about the silvers, or mead, let me remind you - without me, you would playing with your own totems, raising your own kids and slapping your own ass.

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reply to Darkthunder
it's a fun read... spontaneous, original, and the first locked thread I've ever seen unlocked. Most of the people knocking it were ready to make fun of the thread anyway because of the [RP] tag. ignore them...

so... where were we, er... they?

reply to DarkMissy
You are lucky someone slaps that fat ass of yours. I do admit I love doing that at the tavern in front of all the other men. I am sure you like it too. I mean with two kids you certainly know how to make a guy "happy".

And baby, as clumsy as you are and bossy as you you try to be, you are good sometimes and I know about your needs. I know this because that mana spring totem is not all me...

... you just drive me insane with your constant nagging and being too damned smart for a woman. You dont even deserve those boots you wear let alone shoes.