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Re: [RP] WTH woman! Oh yes, I'm so lucky. Got a husband that would rather hang out with his guildies, that sits in the taverns all day drinking beer and groping the waitress. So lucky that he chips a few minerals off a rock and calls it working. So lucky that he rides around all day in that chopper of his.
Yeah, I'm so smart all right - smart enough to see that your boys are growing up just like their father - I caught the youngest boy out behind the shed the other day, looking at one of those Elwynn Lambs and he wasn't thinking lamb chops!
If I wasn't so busy cleaning up after you, I could be leveling my tailoring skills, making finer clothes for our kids - you know why I bought ice cream for all the orphans? So they would stop making fun of your kids! Damn ragamuffins. |
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| You are lucky. And so am I. But you are way more lucky.
Our boy was only being as amorous as his mother is in front of him. And at least he knows what he is looking at and not looking at other orphans.
All I want out of your tailoring is Black mageweave. It compliments your body. |
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Well, yes, the black mageweave has always been my favorite, too. Rememember that night, in Darnassus, when we went to that little elven bar, and I wore those boots with it? Then little DarkRumble was born nine months later.
You know, if you were home more often, instead of at the inn with the guildies, maybe I would wear the mageweave more often. Do a little roleplaying, maybe? I know how you like the leather! |
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| Yes, especially when you wear the Red Mageweave and pull out your succubus and put on that gnome mask and get on your knees. I pull our my healing stream totem so you can make little cuts in my back for a while. We ended the night with three empty kegs laying around, a sore horse out front that never galloped right again, in debt to a seedy little goblin for something I cannot remember and a druid in the corner of our room crying in the fetal position all night long. I cannot remember what happened but it was better than anything we ever did with your sister.
And we should have named our youngster DarkArrest and not DarkRumble. |
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 DarkLogixTexan and ProudPremium
join:2008-10-23
Baytown, TX
kudos:3 | reply to Krisnatharok
said by Krisnatharok:This is why all the good girls love bad guys. Bloodlust is just sexier. Naw man TIMEWARP is the ***t |
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I'm super into this, lol.
Maybe I should roll a toon on an RP server? |
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DarkLogixTexan and ProudPremium
join:2008-10-23
Baytown, TX
kudos:3 | More keep the RP up you two. |
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said by Darkthunder:...a sore horse out front that never galloped right again... dafuq?
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join:2009-10-13
Columbus, NE
kudos:12
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said by navymaverick:Some day I would like to see how this rates on Ada's Bullshit lore meter. No you don't.
I'll give the OP and co-writer credit for having the balls to try something like this around here, and more power to them because while I personally don't enjoy it it is at times humorous.
Regardless, no, no you don't. At all.
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join:2011-05-17
Boston, MA | reply to Darkthunder
this isnt strats or theory crafting?!?!?
serious game is serious
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join:2010-09-07
Elkhorn, NE
kudos:1 | reply to navymaverick
said by navymaverick:Some day I would like to see how this rates on Ada's Bullshit lore meter. No, you sure don't, as this will rate lowest of all - this is not LORE, this is a lover's quarrel being overheard by all of us on the boards.
Role playing? sure, probably.
Lore? No way.
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And I should say thanks for the night in jail? You complain that I don't dance or wear the mageweave any more? I spent two weeks picking all the lice out of it and finally gave up, tossed it out.
Yes, thanks for the memories. That jail will go down as one of the places I never wish to visit again.
My mother STILL says you are no good for me, that I can do better. She remembers that warlock that used to court me when we were still in our young training. I should have listened to Mom - at least he know how to treat his pets! |
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| said by DarkMissy:My mother STILL says you are no good for me, that I can do better. She remembers that warlock that used to court me when we were still in our young training. I should have listened to Mom - at least he know how to treat his pets!
Right up until his minions turned on him and he left his hellfire turned on... come to think of it that was funny to read the headlines the next morning... "Warlock Trainer Loses Control of Spell. Tops DPS Charts While Setting Fire to Local Business". Slaughtered Lamb... more like the Toasty Lamb... what a dumbass.
And you need to sew another Mageweave set. This guy here has needs you know. Or you could always do the pirate dress up. |
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Before you get your heart set on a night with a pirate, let me remind you of that one Halloween festival we went to in Goldshire, you wanted to be a shade, I was going to be your Haunted Momento, and you drank that invisibility potion - you couldn't find your "totem pole" for a week! Would have thought you would have had enough dress-up after that! |
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| Dress up is all good. I am just too good at my alchemy. Like my potion of greater stamina, elixer of giant growth...
Actually i need to avoid spilling things. That is all that was that night. If it was a beer, I would have not even spilled a drop. But discouont vials when mixing potions... that is another thing. |
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Really? Too good at alchemy?? Then where the hell is my Vial of Sands? You promised it to me, to make up for the lice - my sister still has them, by the way, you might not want to go visit her for awhile - her Warrior boyfriend is still pissed about that one.
You know, if you spent half as much time increasing your alchemy skills instead of your imbibing abilities, we could be selling these in the AH - you could stop all the traveling you do for your mining, stay home more often - I would give up the hunting training. You could spend more time at home - little DarkRumble and DarkSpark could help you with the potions. You just can't keep seeing that redhead from the inn, she definately picked up "something" from those bog monsters, and I don't think it's herbal skills! |
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| VIAL OF THE SANDS? Who do you think I am? Heir to the Proudmoore estate? We will never have that kind of money. And you sister has crabs, not lice. I had nothing to do with that. That is for her idiot Vrykul (not warrior) boyfriend to worry about. The man is a Neanderthal.
And my alchemy is great. It allows be to brew what i brew so well as well as supplement my healing as well as our income. Do NOT insult my potions! I know what I am doing there. And the only reason I even saw that redhead was to trade. It was my potions (for whatever bog monster infestation she had) that was traded for you black mageweave as well those expensive shoes. You are one ungrateful...
And one of those boys are mine... the jury is still out on the other one. |
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One? ONE of the boys is yours?? I can't believe you would even CONSIDER this - who put this idea in your head? Bet it was that redheaded slut over in the inn.
She's a fine one to speak - she's got three kids, everyone knows they all have different fathers! I heard the youngest girl bears an uncanny resemblence those pansy fairy blood elves. Everyone knows how she talks about them - their long ears, with their robes and spells - their mightier-than-thou, their "you are only good to die upon my sword" attitudes. I can't even stand to think of how she even took one of them in her bed - I bet there was some gold exchanged that night.
Take a good hard long look at your boys - you will see your eyes, your coloring, DarkRumble is even starting to grow those same nasty things on his face that you have. You Draenei! |
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 Bahamut XPremium
join:2000-12-09
Fort Worth, TX | reply to Darkthunder
Hrm....
This actually gets... more interesting?
Or is it more like a train wreck... ah hell, it helps to pass the time at work.
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I never said that one was NOT ours. I said that one is and the other... who knows. I mean I am not the only Draenei in town...
Agreed on the Blood Elves. But she fancies the Blood Elf women more than the men. |
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