Topic 'Re: [RP] WTH woman!' in forum 'World of Warcraft' - dslreports.com

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Mon, 11 Jun 2012 22:40:42 EDT

navymaverick posted : They left out the love scene. I hate it when they edit HBO original series.

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Wed, 30 May 2012 13:00:13 EDT

promo0 posted :

said by Darkthunder:

I am hearthing now. I will be home in 10 minutes.

Enjoy your time off......JACKASS!!! :p

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Wed, 30 May 2012 09:57:25 EDT

Immer posted : bravo. well done, you two.

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Wed, 30 May 2012 09:53:05 EDT

Darkthunder posted : /wave
/kiss
/bow
/thank
/bow
/thank
/bow
/kiss
/bow

/gets pulled off stage

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Wed, 30 May 2012 09:51:28 EDT

DarkMissy posted : /bow
/thank you
/exit

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Tue, 29 May 2012 22:26:06 EDT

Darkthunder posted : I am hearthing now. I will be home in 10 minutes.

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Tue, 29 May 2012 08:30:00 EDT

DarkMissy posted : You bet I do - and we've got all night, kids are at mom's tonight.

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Sat, 26 May 2012 01:06:00 EDT

Bahamut X posted : Have to agree, this just...

doesn't have that certain something that the rest of the posts had.
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"He's on that Jazz, man"...

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Fri, 25 May 2012 20:17:11 EDT

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Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Fri, 25 May 2012 16:04:42 EDT

Darkthunder posted : Still have that red mageweave?

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Fri, 25 May 2012 16:02:15 EDT

DarkMissy posted : Ohhhhh! /pout
Poor thing. You did all that for little ol' me?
/coo

I am so sorry for ever thinking you were mucking around with the Elekks.
I am so sorry I ever doubted you.
You were right, I AM lucky.

Come here, let me take care of you. I bet you got some nasty kinks in your neck from all that - get the step ladder, I'll rub your neck. How are your shoulders, need some massaging there? Of course you do, you big stud.
/coo
Running all night, troll, orcs, and blood elves, oh my!
Don't even think about going to work today, you need to rest up. That tail of yours needs to heal. Can you self cast, or should I run get some potions?
At least you got a bottle of wine for all your troubles - I've heard that mage-pressed wine is the best in the lands. Let's share that bottle, help you forget all your troubles from last night.
/coo
I'm so sorry I yelled at you, how can I ever make it up to you?

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Fri, 25 May 2012 15:43:58 EDT

navymaverick posted : LMAO!

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Fri, 25 May 2012 14:44:32 EDT

Immer posted : this tavern tale needs a soundtrack...

»www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbxLbDdfhbY

you're welcome.

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Fri, 25 May 2012 14:34:11 EDT

Darkthunder posted : I suppose I need to explain. I flew to Kharanos to get that Dwarf stout you always like. They had just had a celebration so they were all out of it. All of it. The last few kegs went to the king in Iron Forge so there was no way to get my hands on any. Especially after my last visit there where I got drunk, slapped the queen and pissed on the auctioneer's podium while dancing on it with a gnome. It was a few years ago but I never apologized for it.

Anyway, I decided to fly to Booty Bay and see if I can muster up some of that rum that got us arrested that one time. The one where you gave a lap dance to that monk and he didn't/couldn't say anything about it. The one that made you breath fire and me fart fire. I got a lead on some right outside of town by some traveling trolls. When I got there I was robbed. They had me lick a frog ads part of the deal. I woke up a few hours later with my head pounding and a strange taste in my mouth... It was the frog, I swear!. Also I had my coin purse missing along with my mount. I am sure my mount flew back to Stormwind. I had to walk all the way back to Booty Bay where I hopped a boat to Kalimdor. I was determined to still bring you home a treat and get my ind off of my bike.

I got to ratchet and wanted to fly to Theramore to quest for the mage lady for a few extra coin... we go way back. But I had no money and had to run. That is when I ran into Crossroads. I have never seen so many pissed off Orcs go after one Draenai. Without a mount I had to use Ghostwolf which they soon out ran. They caught me and did unimaginable things to my tail. One even tried to roast it. It was humiliating and scary. They took all my gear and threw me out of town.

I tried to continue traveling to Theramore when a small band of Blood Elves caught me. They did unspeakable things to me. And they were all men.I had no gear to defend myself and no money to pay them off. I was helpless. My butt still hurts. Thats what was on my pants by the way. All of those rumors about the male Blood Elves are all true, nasty little...

I finally arrived to Theramore early in the morning to find that the lady was not home and there would be no way to accomplish quests for her. However, one of the old mages saw that I had a rough night. When I told him my story, he chuckled, handed me a bottle of wine and opened a port back to home.

That is my story and I am sticking to it.

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Fri, 25 May 2012 11:26:13 EDT

DarkMissy posted : Oh you dirty dog. I waited up all night for you. Was ready to stand by your side, take on those goblins. We had a chance to make things right, and what do you do?
YOU GOT DRUNK AND WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU ALL NIGHT?

I searched the Inn. I searched the docks. I even searched the barns, thinking maybe one of the Elekks caught your eye again. But no.

I have never been so humiliated - I had found a red mageweave set on the AH - it was a bargain - and I got it just for you. Got it from the mailbox, sent the boys over to my mother's house for the night and - I laid on the kitchen table all night waiting for you to come home and "find" me there, hoping you might want a late dinner. BUT NOOOOOOO. You had to stop and drink somewhere.

You can beg all you want now, it's too late. You have straw in your hair, and what's that on your pants!?!?!

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Fri, 25 May 2012 11:06:00 EDT

shambulance posted : Darkthunder was from your city and state now he changed, lol.

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Thu, 24 May 2012 18:13:53 EDT

navymaverick posted :

said by shambulance:

Come on navy we need more!!!!

Dont look at me. I have been working all day.

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Thu, 24 May 2012 16:23:00 EDT

shambulance posted : Come on navy we need more!!!!

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Thu, 24 May 2012 15:19:09 EDT

DarkMissy posted : Good idea - lots of booze. That will help. Then I'll help you hunt down those cheating little bastards. I remember what they looked like - green, and ugly. Big nose. One wore some black pants. We'll find them together, me and you - just like old times - I'll put up the glyph of fear, keep them in place while you rip 'em apart, get the keys back for the chopper. But I'm keeping the boots.

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Thu, 24 May 2012 12:34:37 EDT

qualitybobby posted : Heh..... true story.

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Thu, 24 May 2012 11:59:04 EDT

Adalicia posted :

said by gains :

I think it indicates how low these forums have gone... it was a double whammy.. dslr down for like 2 weeks... and launch of d3.

dead

If anyone legitimately believes this as a "sign" that these forums have gone to shit they clearly haven't been around long. The cancer I've seen on these boards occasionally over thast three years certainly weren't the harbingers of doom, and this thread is no exception. Oh, I suppose some would prefer a return to massive threads of nothing but trolling, arguing, shit theorycrafting, and some e-peen stroking, with the occasional piece of good info hidden between Your Moderator At Work notices.

Or nonsensical threads where DA77 would ask the most inane shit possible.
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Lore Nerd. Role Player. Raid Leader. Healing Priest. Slightly Annoying. Also Likes Kittens.

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Thu, 24 May 2012 09:47:17 EDT

promo0 posted :

said by DarkMissy:

Oh. Hmm. Yeah. About that chopper. (cough)

Well, you see, it goes something like this.

You know how I kind of have a temper, and I act sometimes without thinking? Boy this is tough, but here it goes.

I sold your chopper. To the goblins. They gave me twenty gold for it. Told me I couldn't do any better anywhere else.

But I bought this gorgeous pair of boots on the AH - the four inch heels, you know, you saw them once and said how much you liked them.

Baby, I did it for you! I swear!

Who's motorcycle is this?

It's a chopper baby.

Who's chopper is this?

Zed's.

Who's Zed?

Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead.

Sorry, my favorite quote.

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Wed, 23 May 2012 18:02:56 EDT

Darkthunder posted : I am breathing slowly. I am trying not to be angry. Baby, do you know how much I spent for it? Its resale was a bit more than 20 gold, just a bit more. I might have to hunt some goblins down. We will not be taking the chopper to Westfall tonight. Instead you will be riding me. Those better be one hell of a pair of boots.

Slight change in plans, I am picking up a lot of booze on the way home.

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Wed, 23 May 2012 17:55:27 EDT

DarkMissy posted : Oh. Hmm. Yeah. About that chopper. (cough)

Well, you see, it goes something like this.

You know how I kind of have a temper, and I act sometimes without thinking? Boy this is tough, but here it goes.

I sold your chopper. To the goblins. They gave me twenty gold for it. Told me I couldn't do any better anywhere else.

But I bought this gorgeous pair of boots on the AH - the four inch heels, you know, you saw them once and said how much you liked them.

Baby, I did it for you! I swear!

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Wed, 23 May 2012 17:30:41 EDT

Darkthunder posted : You uh... you sent her on her way? I mean you should not... well you did not have to. Just because she talks to the horde does not mean she is like a spy or anything. I mean Lady Proudmoore talks to Thrall himself. And the red head IS hot so turning heads aint a bad thing. You turn heads too. You still turn my head. Ha ha, get it? Head? HEAD? Never mind.

And I think the searing pain sounds great. I will help the boys out when I get home, assuming they don't blow anything up or turn themselves into murlocs before I get home. Maybe take them for a ride on my 3 seater mammoth around Stormwind Harbor. Then, after supper you can practice your searing pain. I will let you summon my minion and we can do my special alchemist's mortar and pestle dance. This time, no greased-up deaf gnomes, just us. Then we can take the bike to that little hill in Westfall and watch the sun set while howling right along side the wolves.

By the way, what are you wearing?

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Wed, 23 May 2012 17:14:24 EDT

Rhenai posted : /raspberry

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Wed, 23 May 2012 16:54:04 EDT

Bahamut X posted : I wouldn't say these forums have gone downhill.

It's just a break from the other, ingame stuff that could be talked about (unless it's D3.. there's another forum for that).

It's different, it's unique, hell, it's an odd little bit of fluff that is like a different colored flower in a field full of roses. (best I could think of). (Thanks for the idea of "Fluff" to describe this thread, btw :P)

Barbarian kicks ass! (d3 insert just to say I did. :P)
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"He's on that Jazz, man"...

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Wed, 23 May 2012 16:35:55 EDT

anon posted : I think it indicates how low these forums have gone... it was a double whammy.. dslr down for like 2 weeks... and launch of d3.

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Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Wed, 23 May 2012 16:13:06 EDT

shambulance posted : I love this it does help pass the workday. keep bringing it or someone start a new one, i needs entertainment! Dance lil monkey, dance.

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Wed, 23 May 2012 14:10:36 EDT

Bahamut X posted :

said by Rhenai:

Just take it for what it is - fluff.

Hoooray fluff!

(It helps to pass the workday!)
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"He's on that Jazz, man"...

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Wed, 23 May 2012 12:56:29 EDT

Rhenai posted :

said by djlar:

This thread is a classic indication of how low WoW has come...

I don't see how the two are related; except for some comical references to ingame spells, landmarks, etc. This has nothing to do with the WoW game experience, questing, raiding, tactics, interactions with other WoW-ers. No discussion on what the charecters would look like, their abilities, their demeanor, or place in the race heirarchy.
Don't make a judgement on WoW's existance because this thread does not appeal to you (impersonal you, not DJlar specifically but...)
Just take it for what it is - fluff.
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�I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul"

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Wed, 23 May 2012 12:39:59 EDT

djlar posted : I bow to your emminence..

/end

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Wed, 23 May 2012 12:38:26 EDT

Immer posted : djlar is projecting, and exercising confirmation bias. he's been looking for validation of his views regarding wow, his guild, and his awesomeness for months, now...

nothing more to that pamphlet.

edit: I'm not saying that I don't think he can play. I'm sure he can.

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Wed, 23 May 2012 12:09:24 EDT

Adalicia posted :

said by djlar:

This thread is a classic indication of how low WoW has come...

Nothing else to do I guess..

How do you figure, or which aspect rather?

Role playing itself, which this is not, was there at launch and maintains today. Same goes with bad stories, art, slash fan fiction, and everything else.
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Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Wed, 23 May 2012 10:45:31 EDT

djlar posted : This thread is a classic indication of how low WoW has come...

Nothing else to do I guess..

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Wed, 23 May 2012 10:33:53 EDT

Rhenai posted : So now we know - Sammy Hagar has been lurking the boards ;)
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�I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul"

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Wed, 23 May 2012 09:57:54 EDT

bTU posted :

said by Bahamut X:

said by bTU:

Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket?

We're on a pathway paved with good intentions, doing 55 straight south?

But I can't drive... FIFTY FIIIIIIVVE!!

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Tue, 22 May 2012 22:36:48 EDT

DarkMissy posted : So, I went and had a little talk with that redheaded chick at the inn. Actually, it was more like, I did the talking and she did the running - feared her good, I did.
Told her that her kind was not welcome here, mixing with the Horde and turning the heads of good men from their woman and home. Then I banished her.
I'm sure the inn keeper would do better, hiring some good dependable dwarf women - they know how to carry a beer, and who cares if they borrow the men's shaving kits once in a while? I mean, really, some women look good with a beard. Sort of.
Anyway, so now there should be no distractions, no need for you to hang out at the inn until all hours. I'll fix a good crocolisk tail dinner for you, you can work with the boys on the new potions, and when the boys go to bed, what do you say we try out that new trick I learned, the searing pain then you can drop a healing rain on us.
What do you say, big boy?

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Tue, 22 May 2012 18:33:56 EDT

Bahamut X posted :

said by bTU:

Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket?

We're on a pathway paved with good intentions, doing 55 straight south?
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"He's on that Jazz, man"...

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Tue, 22 May 2012 17:56:41 EDT

Krisnatharok posted :

said by Darkthunder:

You are right. You do know me so well. My totem all rises for you all the time. wearing the weave or not. You are good for me and take care of me and my son and the other kid that might be my son.

You are my favorite mortar and I am your #1 pestle.

Obligatory

[att=1]
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If we lose this freedom of ours, history will record with the greatest astonishment, those who had the most to lose, did the least to prevent its happening.

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Tue, 22 May 2012 17:51:06 EDT

cymraeg posted : hint: it is warm and all of your friends are there

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Tue, 22 May 2012 17:48:30 EDT

bTU posted : Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket?

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Tue, 22 May 2012 17:25:38 EDT

Phantasee posted : HERE WEE GOOOOO!!!

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Tue, 22 May 2012 16:47:41 EDT

Darkthunder posted : You are right. You do know me so well. My totem all rises for you all the time. wearing the weave or not. You are good for me and take care of me and my son and the other kid that might be my son.

You are my favorite mortar and I am your #1 pestle.

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Tue, 22 May 2012 16:34:19 EDT

DarkLogix posted :

said by Maxxh:

this isnt strats or theory crafting?!?!?

serious game is serious

+1

Its the strat for a new type of PVP'ish raid
something along the lines of wife/gf aggro.

He's going to wipe.

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Tue, 22 May 2012 16:33:08 EDT

DarkMissy posted : Oh puh-lease. You actually expect me to believe that?
Typical male response - the girl must be into girls if she scorns him.

Yes, I heard it on the trade channel this morning - you thought I didn't know about the other night? Tried to get me to believe you were mixing potions under the special moon and sun alignment, but I know what really happened. That red-headed floozy turned your sorry ass down, that's what happened.

You should have known better. I'm the one that knows what makes your totem rise, I'm the one that knows how to wear the weave, I'm the one that takes care of you like no one else ever will.

Why don't you take a good look at your life. Stop the drinking, chasing the bar chickies, your boys and I are the ones that matter.

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Tue, 22 May 2012 16:31:27 EDT

navymaverick posted : I can predict the course of this thread.

Woah!

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Tue, 22 May 2012 16:00:41 EDT

Darkthunder posted : I never said that one was NOT ours. I said that one is and the other... who knows. I mean I am not the only Draenei in town...

Agreed on the Blood Elves. But she fancies the Blood Elf women more than the men.

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Mon, 21 May 2012 21:03:00 EDT

Bahamut X posted : Hrm....

This actually gets... more interesting?

Or is it more like a train wreck... ah hell, it helps to pass the time at work.
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"He's on that Jazz, man"...

Re: [RP] WTH woman!

Mon, 21 May 2012 19:31:34 EDT

DarkMissy posted : One? ONE of the boys is yours?? I can't believe you would even CONSIDER this - who put this idea in your head? Bet it was that redheaded slut over in the inn.

She's a fine one to speak - she's got three kids, everyone knows they all have different fathers! I heard the youngest girl bears an uncanny resemblence those pansy fairy blood elves. Everyone knows how she talks about them - their long ears, with their robes and spells - their mightier-than-thou, their "you are only good to die upon my sword" attitudes. I can't even stand to think of how she even took one of them in her bed - I bet there was some gold exchanged that night.

Take a good hard long look at your boys - you will see your eyes, your coloring, DarkRumble is even starting to grow those same nasty things on his face that you have. You Draenei!