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Newfie & the HookerA newfie is feeling quite horny so he heads to town to get himself a hooker.
Upon finding one he asks her "How much?". She replies "10 bucks". "Lord tunderin is that all?!?", quickly handing her the ten and proceeding to have his fun.
The next morning, awoke by an unbelivable itching in his underwear, he discovers he has crabs. Furious he heads back to where he found the prostitute.
Seeing her, he storms up and says "Ya stupid whore, ya gave me crabs!!! Without missing a beat the hooker looks back at him and shouts "Well whaddya want for 10 bucks, lobster????" |
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Three Stupid MenPaul Martin, Tom Mulcair, and Stephen Harper were all on a private jet together. Stephen Harper gets an idea. He says:"I'm gonna throw this $100 bill out the window, and make one Canadian really really happy."
Paul Martin doesn't want to be outdone, so he says:"I'll throw these two $50 bills out the window, and make two Canadians really really happy."
Tom Mulcair decides to go with the flow and says:"I'll throw these 100 loonies out the window, and make 100 Canadians really really happy."
At this point, the pilot comes through the door and says:"If you three don't shut the hell up right now, I'll throw all three of you out the window, and make 32 million Canadians really really happy." |
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That one made my day.  |
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A guy owes his life to Justin Bieber. Last year some guy was in a coma for 6 months after a terrible car crash. One day the nurse came by and turned on the radio, and the station eventually started playing a Justin Bieber song. The guy woke up out of his coma, got out of bed, walked over to the radio, and turned it off. |
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Another new Illness to watch out for... Anal GlaucomaAnother new Illness to watch out for... Anal Glaucoma A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well. "What's the matter?" he asks. "I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice. "What the hell is anal glaucoma?" "I can't see my ass coming into work today." |
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Those were the RaesA little Bob Rae humour.... |
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I already posted this ol' (but still relevant) gem in another thread, but I figured, it's too good to pass up on, especially with the most recent witch hunt in Toronto :P  |
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I found these very funny.... |
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Time for a cartoon... things are getting a little too serious in here |
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how long for a haircut
A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut? The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, 'About 2 hours.' The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut?' The barber looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3 hours.' The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, 'How long before I can get a haircut? The barber looked around the shop and said, 'About an hour and a half . The guy left.
The barber turned to his friend and said, 'Hey, Bob, do me a favor , follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back.'
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, 'So, where does he go when he leaves?'
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said,
'Your house!'
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Pam Anderson pumping gas...Not a joke but these photos of Pam Anderson pumping gas were posted on the Corvette Forum and many found them funny.... So I just had to share 'em with you blokes and lasses... |
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2012-Jul-25 9:43 am
LOL... I'm sure Pam is used to holding things like that...  |
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