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Grail Knight

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reply to Name Game

Re: "Obama Truth Team" Orders GoDaddy To Shut Down Web

Don't forget to pack the Buck Rogers decoder ring for translating alien messages.
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Mashiki
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said by Grail Knight:

Don't forget to pack the Buck Rogers decoder ring for translating alien messages.

Are they all going to be about Cornflakes and Ovaltine though?


Name Game
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said by Mashiki:

said by Grail Knight:

Don't forget to pack the Buck Rogers decoder ring for translating alien messages.

Are they all going to be about Cornflakes and Ovaltine though?

Not necessarily..if you hear a "snap, crackle and pop".... check for fireflies in your area with short circuits. They are the first ones to give warning of approaching aliens. Then it's too late for decoding..best thing to do is throw out hands full of mothballs in a ten foot perimeter around you and your loved ones..if you check back later StuartMW will show you how to get their tiny little legs apart.
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EGeezer
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said by Name Game:

if you check back later StuartMW will show you how to get their tiny little legs apart.

That's not the hardest part. Just try putting on the elastrator band.


fatness
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reply to Grail Knight
said by Grail Knight:

Don't forget to pack the Buck Rogers decoder ring for translating alien messages.

Shhhhh, don't let them know we have a decoder.
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Bohemian Rhapsody


Grail Knight

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reply to Mashiki
Ovaltine & Tang but only Tang jars with the plastic Lunar Module on top.
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"Paranoia, the destroyer"


Ian
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reply to fatness
said by fatness:

said by Grail Knight:

Don't forget to pack the Buck Rogers decoder ring for translating alien messages.

Shhhhh, don't let them know we have a decoder.

Well as we learned from "Independence Day", you can just plug in any standard Apple iBook into an Alien mothership's computer. Comes with all the right cabling and everything.

Heck nowadays, probably don't even need to hijack an old alien fighter craft and get inside. Can just get a high gain antennae and sign onto their WiFi. Bet they use an Alien SSID equivalent of Linksys with no encryption.
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“Any claim that the root of a problem is simple should be treated the same as a claim that the root of a problem is Bigfoot. Simplicity and Bigfoot are found in the real world with about the same frequency.” – David Wong


Mashiki
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Well any advanced culture are probably still using this bulky copper cable still. So it's all good, instead of something weird and fancy like poly-synthetic, nano-goo that eats organic material.


Ian
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said by Mashiki:

So it's all good, instead of something weird and fancy like poly-synthetic, nano-goo that eats organic material.

There's an app for that.


Mashiki
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said by Ian:

There's an app for that.

The protect me from "OMG GOO EATING ME FACE" app?