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chrisretusn
Retired
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Philippines
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Re: What happens when you tear them tags off a matteress

Damn, I tossed all those mattress tags years ago. Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to jail I go....

LOL..
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StuartMW
Who Is John Galt?
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Galt's Gulch
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jadinolf
I Love You Fred
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Ojai, CA
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said by Name Game:

said by jadinolf:

I always thought it was the death penalty.

Leave 98 bucks in unmarked recycled bills under the flowerpot at Bonnie Lu's Country Cafe tonight and I'll have my lawyer contact your lawyer and they will try to get you off with just one TSA full body scan and this week only a "get out of jail free card".

Thank you. phew
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Duramax08
To The Moon
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join:2008-08-03
San Antonio, TX
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Re: What happens when you tear them tags off a matteress

"This is the final warning you are going to receive from me, do you get me?"

"As a good Christian and a Honest man"

"so be warned not to try anything funny because you are been watched"

lmfao. Thanks for the friday lull.


Oregonian
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West Linn, OR
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said by Name Game:

From : "ROBERT S. MUELLER III, FBI DIRECTOR" | Save to Address Book | Block Sender

Ah heck, just click "Block Sender" and you won't get anymore of them annoying emails from Mr. Mueller!


jaykaykay
4 Ever Young
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join:2000-04-13
USA
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Who tears them off anyway. I have always just gently cut them off being careful to get no more of the mattress other than the tag!
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StuartMW
Who Is John Galt?
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Galt's Gulch
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Re: What happens when you tear them tags off a matteress

said by jaykaykay:

I have always just gently cut them off ...

Uh oh, we have a cutter



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Name Game
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Grand Rapids, MI
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Check the length of the kitchen knife or if scissor make sure the tips are blunt. Pinking shears are an acceptable alternative.

For all other in flight emergencies refer to your homeland security manual or quickly inflate your personal flotation device and grab a tube of suntan lotion from your Stuart as you leave the flying machine.


KodiacZiller
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said by StuartMW:

(youtube clip)

"I should have just deleted that email like Stalin did."

ROFL


pcdebb
RIP lil hurricane
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Brandon, FL
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Whew! It could have been worse. You could have been threatened by being deaded by death
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peterboro
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Peterborough, ON

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Re: What happens when you tear them tags off a matteress

said by pcdebb:

Whew! It could have been worse. You could have been threatened by being deaded by death

I'll take the alternatives for deaded by death for $200.00 Alex. The clique mob strikes again.
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InvalidError

join:2008-02-03
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Re: What happens when you tear them tags off a mattress

That reminds me of the calls I have been getting lately about some unidentified company calling about my computer reporting critical errors.

What I find funny about it is that I do not remember seeing any such "errors" since installing AdBlock+ (those fake error popups are annoying) and I have never registered any software with my current phone number so I know no legitimate software vendor or affiliated entity has any reason to call me on this number. They also fail to give me a name when I ask who's computer/software they are calling about.

If/when they call again and fail to identify the person they want to talk to about the "problem", I think I'm going to report them to authorities for probable fraud attempt.