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IdoDrink
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IdoDrink

Anon

Bell.....why I drink.

Hi, this is Emily, please say ENGLISH

-English

Thank you, please say or key in your 10 digit number

-416 555 1212

Thank you. Please say "I am a human being and not a callbot" to verify your existence

-I am a human being and not a callbot

Thank you...Press 3 to speak to an attendant

-3

(((looping music)))

**in a Thick Indian accent** Hi this is Jamie, may I have your phone mumber please

-416 555 1212

Thank you. For security purposes, may I have your home adress with postal code?

-Umm, 1313 Mockingbird Lane, Anytown, Ontario, L0O, 0O0

Thank you. For security purposes, may I have your age, weight, eye colour, waist size and favorite drink please.

-Huh, what? Why?

Sir, I need to ask you these security questions to verify your account.

-OK, I dont see the point, but, 35, 165 lbs, hazel, 32", rum and coke.

Thank you sir. For security reasons, may I have the first 23,000 letters of your DNA sequence, 3cc's of your sperm, your spleen, and the remote garage opener please?

-Now wait a minute! I just wanted to know what the extra $0.72 charge on my bill was. Why do I have to answer all these security questions?

Sir, I cannot provide you with exemplary service if you take that tone with me!
**click**
(((looping music)))

**In a THICKER Indian accent** Hello, my hame is Caitlynn, and how may I offer spectacular customer service today?

The Limit
Premium Member
join:2007-09-25
Denver, CO

The Limit

Premium Member

Are you serious? Lol