TAKEOFF “With security lapses reviewed On Flight 253, we conclude: Due to differing beliefs About bombs in one’s briefs, Every passenger now must fly nude.” (2010)
ZERO TOLERANCE When the stewardess gave it a tug, I complained that my seatbelt was “snug.” She said I’d regret That insidious threat: “Backwards, ‘snug’ spells ‘guns,’ you lug!” (2002) -- Gladiator Security Forum »www.gladiator-antivirus.com/
