dslreports logo
site
 
    All Forums Hot Topics Gallery
spc

spacer




how-to block ads


Search Topic:
uniqs
2318
share rss forum feed


HiVolt
Premium
join:2000-12-28
Toronto, ON
kudos:21
Reviews:
·TekSavvy DSL
·TekSavvy Cable

[NFL] Ochocinco no more...

It happened a few days ago but I just came across this now, and I just had to laugh...

»sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutd···nfl.html



RockCake
Premium
join:2005-07-12
Woodbridge, VA

1 recommendation

No big deal, I never called him Ochocinco anyway. Just like I never call Ron Artest Metta World Peace or whatever dipshit name he calls himself.



AZ_OGM

join:2007-01-12
Phoenix, AZ
reply to HiVolt

At least he found out early who wears the daddy pants in this relationship. It would have been funnier if he had legally changed his name to her last name, or at least hyphenated it.



HiVolt
Premium
join:2000-12-28
Toronto, ON
kudos:21
Reviews:
·TekSavvy DSL
·TekSavvy Cable
reply to RockCake

said by RockCake:

No big deal, I never called him Ochocinco anyway. Just like I never call Ron Artest Metta World Peace or whatever dipshit name he calls himself.

Hahaha I hadn't heard of that one!

What a numbskull...
--
GO BLUE JAYS!



capdjq
Premium
join:2000-11-01
Coastie
reply to HiVolt

Actually his stats were better when he was plain ole Chad Johnson.



fatness
subtle
Premium,ex-mod 01-13
join:2000-11-17
fishing
kudos:14
reply to HiVolt

I was wondering why he changed it back. The article explains:

quote:
Not wanting to inflict the Ochocinco name on his new bride, Chad Ochocinco legally became Chad Johnson again on Monday morning.
"Yes, dear."
--
my pants are parched and thirsty


HiVolt
Premium
join:2000-12-28
Toronto, ON
kudos:21

Yeah, I read the article...

Shoulda changed it to Pussywhippo



Lone Wolf
Ready For Retirement
Premium
join:2001-12-30
USA
kudos:1
Reviews:
·Verizon Online DSL
reply to RockCake

said by RockCake:

Just like I never call Ron Artest Metta World Peace or whatever dipshit name he calls himself.

Reminds me of Lloyd Free, former Sixer and other teams, who changed his first name to World. His middle initial is B for Bernard so he kept that and he has been World B Free since around 1981.

In his defense one of his nicknames was All World.
--
»www.teamovercome.net/
»www.galaxynexusforum.com/


capecoddah

join:2005-03-18
Yarmouth Port, MA
kudos:1
reply to HiVolt

Read the play book.



anwgo153
Premium
join:2002-04-08
Roselle Park, NJ
reply to RockCake

said by RockCake:

No big deal, I never called him Ochocinco anyway. Just like I never call Ron Artest Metta World Peace or whatever dipshit name he calls himself.

lol agreed
--
"Before I close my eyes I fantasize I'm living well, when I awake and realize Im just a prisoner In hell "..Tupac Shakur


Draiman
Let me see those devil horns in the sky

join:2012-06-01
Kill Devil Hills, NC
Reviews:
·Verizon FiOS
reply to HiVolt

said by HiVolt:

Yeah, I read the article...

Shoulda changed it to Pussywhippo

Normally I'd agree but that last name sucked to start with. No one would have accepted a joke last name. It only made sense to change it back when he was finished playing around. Like someone else said Chad Johnson was a better player then Chad Ochocinco anyways.


HiVolt
Premium
join:2000-12-28
Toronto, ON
kudos:21

I kept waiting for the news that he'd been traded to some team that already had a player wearing 85 that wouldn't give it up...



Draiman
Let me see those devil horns in the sky

join:2012-06-01
Kill Devil Hills, NC
Reviews:
·Verizon FiOS

said by HiVolt:

I kept waiting for the news that he'd been traded to some team that already had a player wearing 85 that wouldn't give it up...

Money normally takes care of that.


f0rtys3ven
47

join:2011-09-01
Lansing, MI
reply to HiVolt

I believe there was in NE and he payed the guy to ware a different number.



Jackarino
YacCity
Premium
join:2006-12-28
Allendale, NJ
kudos:1
reply to HiVolt

I bet we'll see him change it again..

Expand your moderator at work

towerdave

join:2002-01-16
O Fallon, IL
reply to Jackarino

Re: [NFL] Ochocinco no more...

said by Jackarino:

I bet we'll see him change it again..

If he's serious about his next career, you can almost bet on it. Apparently he told a reporter that if he gets cut, he's going into the porn business.

TD


MuDvAyNe
Premium
join:2002-03-02
Brooklyn, NY

It was a joke. Do you think his new wife would allow that? She is the reason he changed his name back!
--
Mets, Cowboys, Devils



pcdebb
RIP lil hurricane
Premium
join:2000-12-03
Brandon, FL
kudos:5
Reviews:
·Bright House
reply to HiVolt

he may wanna change it back now, he's already been busted for cheating! got caught doing something....when the smoke clears it'll be more obvious
»www.local10.com/news/Report-Chad···dex.html

--
| map your city |



capdjq
Premium
join:2000-11-01
Coastie

What sort of person head butts his wife? These NFL Players need to get a Behavioral Course.



Silvanos
It's a new Silvanos experience
Premium
join:2002-10-07
Tonawanda, NY

Not only that but he's being followed by two film crews for hard knocks and Basketball wives. Was it done for the cameras?...

if you watched Hard Knocks.. 40:25 in.. Chad Johnson says and i qoute: " i promise i'm getting arrested while we're off youtube.com/watch?v=YOncK8…
11:01pm - 11 Aug 12
--
Any it new they in one. You here for mine you here.
-JV



Silvanos
It's a new Silvanos experience
Premium
join:2002-10-07
Tonawanda, NY
reply to HiVolt

Well, he got released from Miami.



MuDvAyNe
Premium
join:2002-03-02
Brooklyn, NY
reply to HiVolt

Well... maybe he will be doing porn after all...
--
Mets, Cowboys, Devils



loli
Premium
join:2002-08-26
South Richmond Hill, NY

1 recommendation

reply to capdjq

said by capdjq:

What sort of person head butts his wife? These NFL Players need to get a Behavioral Course.

Love that mentality. Obviously guilty without knowing exactly what happened or who is at fault.

For all we know she initiated and caused the interaction. She was a terrible person during the shows off and on camera. Of course though women these days can easily get away with such claims. Seen alot of bullshit like that firsthand. Let's see what comes out of this.


capdjq
Premium
join:2000-11-01
Coastie

said by loli:

said by capdjq:

What sort of person head butts his wife? These NFL Players need to get a Behavioral Course.

Love that mentality. Obviously guilty without knowing exactly what happened or who is at fault.

For all we know she initiated and caused the interaction. She was a terrible person during the shows off and on camera. Of course though women these days can easily get away with such claims. Seen alot of bullshit like that firsthand. Let's see what comes out of this.

Sorry if I offended you. Even if she initiated and caused the altercation, where I come from and the way I was brought up, does not justify his actions. I'm not judging him. Frankly I don't give a flying fig about him.

"Chad Johnson gets arrested and released in a 24-hour span. He and his new wife, police say, were arguing over a receipt for a box of
condoms, and Johnson allegedly head-butted his wife. He was arrested for the domestic dispute and spent the night in Broward County (Fla.) Jail. Shortly after getting released from jail, he got released from the Dolphins."

Read more: »sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2012/w···3RUUSbpR
--
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything he says after that is the beginning of a new argument.



I AM
Premium
join:2010-04-11
Ephrata, PA
kudos:4

Not gonna get head, give head?



footballdude
Premium
join:2002-08-13
Imperial, MO
reply to capdjq

He claimed that she was the one that did the headbutt. Not sure how either of them could prove what really happened.
--
Concentrated power has always been the enemy of liberty - Ronald Reagan



MuDvAyNe
Premium
join:2002-03-02
Brooklyn, NY
Reviews:
·Optimum Online
·Verizon FiOS

said by footballdude:

He claimed that she was the one that did the headbutt. Not sure how either of them could prove what really happened.

Always blame the woman!! His wife seems like a hot head so it's plausible that she could of done it, but Chad is also a hot head himself. This marriage will not last long.
--
Mets, Cowboys, Devils


Rook008
Miles To Go
Premium
join:2002-02-05
Far Rockaway, NY

It's not pretty when hot-heads collide.



loli
Premium
join:2002-08-26
South Richmond Hill, NY
reply to capdjq

said by capdjq:

Sorry if I offended you. Even if she initiated and caused the altercation, where I come from and the way I was brought up, does not justify his actions. I'm not judging him. Frankly I don't give a flying fig about him.

"Chad Johnson gets arrested and released in a 24-hour span. He and his new wife, police say, were arguing over a receipt for a box of
condoms, and Johnson allegedly head-butted his wife. He was arrested for the domestic dispute and spent the night in Broward County (Fla.) Jail. Shortly after getting released from jail, he got released from the Dolphins."

I'm not offended, but I have seen bad shit happen. For example, one of my good high school friends got married and had 2 kids. The mother/wife slowly started turning abusive and got into an incident that she caused but was blamed on my friend. They got divorced and he lost custody. One of the kids died afterward because of her especially when there was evidence against her. Heck, even her parents didn't think it was wise to give her custody. It's just a bit of a rant from me because of incidents like this.

Anyways, what does not justify his actions? Sure he's an idiot and said stupid things , but what's wrong with buying condoms? Doesn't always imply cheating. I personally don't like to jump the gun on anyone unless there's evidence of a fuckup. Right now, the two of them are huge dumbasses.