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ekster
Hi there
Premium
join:2010-07-16
Lachine, QC
kudos:3
Reviews:
·FreePhoneLine

[game] F11 - Life of a peasant

More wood is required.

'Damn,' said the great awesome almighty overlord ekster See Profile and quickly created a few more peasants.

'Read to work!'

'Aha, time to gather some wood. Go, you useless peasants. Chop wood!'

Click. Click. Click.
'Right-o. Yes, milord. Off I go, then!'

Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click.
'Yes, milord? What is it? More work?'

Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click.
'A horse kicked me once. It hurt.'
Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click.
"Help! Help! I'm being repressed!"
Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click.
"You're the king? Well, I didn't vote for you."

'Buhahaha, silly losers!'

Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click.
'Aaaaahhhhrggglurrgghh"
And just like that, Gomez See Profile was lying dead near a burning tower. A frozen arrow sticking out of his ass.

'God damn elves! It's on!'

And thus the overlord began the campaign to assault the elves, leaving the peasants to defend the town hall.


Player list
tmodelt See Profile
Krisnatharok See Profile
Kristopher See Profile
DrModem See Profile
ProtusMose See Profile
Jobbie See Profile
Blockfire See Profile
f0rtys3ven See Profile
Jim See Profile

You know the rules! Break'em and I break you.

IT IS DAY



Kristopher
Tarquin
Premium
join:2002-10-11
Tyrinaria
kudos:4

Britches.

Vote: Jim



f0rtys3ven
47

join:2011-09-01
Lansing, MI

Here



ProtusMose
Immortal. Eternal.
Premium
join:2001-10-03
Bellevue, NE
kudos:4
reply to ekster

A'ight a'ight a'ight check it. Check it. A'ight. Check it.



Jim
Premium
join:2003-02-10
reply to ekster

Y
A
W
N

Give me a minute (or several thousand).



Jim
Premium
join:2003-02-10
reply to Kristopher

I've been waiting to give you this lovely gift.

Vote: Kristopher
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Be an organ donor. You aren't going to need it.



ekster
Hi there
Premium
join:2010-07-16
Lachine, QC
kudos:3
reply to ekster

Official Vote Count
Players needed to lynch: 5

Kristopher - 1 - Jim (L-4)
Jim - 1 - Kristopher (L-4)

Players not voting: Blockfire, DrModem, f0rtys3ven, Jobbie, Krisnatharok, ProtusMose, tmodelt



Jim
Premium
join:2003-02-10

I demand a recount.



ProtusMose
Immortal. Eternal.
Premium
join:2001-10-03
Bellevue, NE
kudos:4
reply to ekster

vote tmodelt for feces and mirth.



Krisnatharok
Caveat Emptor
Premium
join:2009-02-11
Earth Orbit
kudos:12
reply to ekster

said by ekster:

'God damn elves! It's on!'

Damn Scoia'tael.


ekster
Hi there
Premium
join:2010-07-16
Lachine, QC
kudos:3
Reviews:
·FreePhoneLine
reply to Jim

said by Jim:

I demand a recount.

After zero deliberation, the vote count committee has decided that the vote recount is to be denied upon the grounds that the ekster is pure awesome.


Jim
Premium
join:2003-02-10

There's gonna be trouble right here in River City!



tmodelt

join:2010-05-06
Fletcher, NC
reply to ekster

Checking in Whores and typical day one
vote:Krist



Krisnatharok
Caveat Emptor
Premium
join:2009-02-11
Earth Orbit
kudos:12

Dandelion and Zoltan better have a rowdy song for us!



Kristopher
Tarquin
Premium
join:2002-10-11
Tyrinaria
kudos:4
reply to Jim

said by Jim:

There's gonna be trouble right here in River City!



No worries. Alex and Ryan have it covered. They'll be having a Dodge Ball tournament to raise funds for an investigation into the actual level of awesomeness ekster claims to have.
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f0rtys3ven
47

join:2011-09-01
Lansing, MI

Think its a Music Man quote.



ekster
Hi there
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join:2010-07-16
Lachine, QC
kudos:3
Reviews:
·FreePhoneLine
reply to Kristopher

said by Kristopher:

the actual level of awesomeness ekster claims to have.

It's just slightly under the level of awesomeness of Barney Stinson


Jim
Premium
join:2003-02-10

.

You can have that one at no charge.



ekster
Hi there
Premium
join:2010-07-16
Lachine, QC
kudos:3
Reviews:
·FreePhoneLine

tanx

Official Vote Count
Players needed to lynch: 5

tmodelt - 1 - ProtusMose (L-4)
Kristopher - 2 - Jim, tmodelt (L-3)
Jim - 1 - Kristopher (L-4)

Players not voting: Blockfire, DrModem, f0rtys3ven, Jobbie, Krisnatharok



Jobbie
Keep It Simple
Premium
join:2010-08-24
Mexico
kudos:5

Checking in.
Slept almost all day but I will be more active tomorrow.

Vote: Block

For stealin' mah kills
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"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."



DrModem
Trust Your Doctor
Premium
join:2006-10-19
USA
kudos:1

What is this

Minecraft



Jim
Premium
join:2003-02-10

said by DrModem:

What is this

Minecraft

No.

Nice of you to stop in. May I take your order please?
On second thought, forget that. Shine my boots.
--
Be an organ donor. You aren't going to need it.


Blockfire
Sarcasm is my native tongue

join:2010-02-11
Wichita, KS
kudos:1
reply to ekster

Vote: Jobbie

OMGUS



f0rtys3ven
47

join:2011-09-01
Lansing, MI

Here



Jim
Premium
join:2003-02-10
reply to Jobbie

said by Jobbie:

For stealin' mah kills

What does this mean? Does it have something to do with this game? I'm just curious.
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Be an organ donor. You aren't going to need it.


Kristopher
Tarquin
Premium
join:2002-10-11
Tyrinaria
kudos:4
reply to Jim

said by Jim:

said by DrModem:

What is this

Minecraft

On second thought, forget that. Shine my boots.

Now go home and get your !*&$#@^ shinebox.

Re: Stolen kills. It's from a PC Game they play together.

Vote: KrisN
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ekster
Hi there
Premium
join:2010-07-16
Lachine, QC
kudos:3
Reviews:
·FreePhoneLine
reply to ekster

Official Vote Count
Players needed to lynch: 5

Krisnatharok - 1 - Kristopher (L-4)
tmodelt - 1 - ProtusMose (L-4)
Kristopher - 2 - Jim, tmodelt (L-3)
Jobbie - 1 - Blockfire (L-4)
Blockfire - 1 - Jobbie (L-4)

Players not voting: DrModem, f0rtys3ven, Krisnatharok



Jim
Premium
join:2003-02-10
reply to Kristopher

Thanks.
Did you have to check with him before letting me know that?
--
Be an organ donor. You aren't going to need it.



Kristopher
Tarquin
Premium
join:2002-10-11
Tyrinaria
kudos:4

No, because I play the game too. And steal Jobbie's kills. All the time. It's part of the fun.
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Play DSLr Mafia: »Pub Games



Jobbie
Keep It Simple
Premium
join:2010-08-24
Mexico
kudos:5
reply to Jim

Morning!