said by McBrain:Well, about 45 seconds into the encounter we find out that neither the Warlock nor the Hunter have no fucking clue what they are doing, as proven by the fact that they stand in the middle of Deathwing's back and continue to pewpew despite the big blue text on their screen, the British lady counting down from five, and the pop up box with their names in it under the heading "Not secured". This same scenario happens 3 times. And I honestly should be happy that it did, since I was just north of 21k dps, my Boomkin buddy was just south of 19k, and the DK tank was next at 11k. Awesomesauce Hunter was at 9k and Warlock extraordinaire was doin' werk pushing 6k...yeah, less than six thousand damage per second...He could have put out better numbers slapping Deathwing's parasites with his staff.
This part, especially, was highly entertaining. Kudos on a wonderful post that had me laughing out loud.
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"Awesomesauce Hunter was at 9k and Warlock extraordinaire was doin' werk pushing 6k"... Holy Mother of God. My hunter is not elite by any definition, but decently geared - I'm ilvl 387, 5-piece T13 all from LFR, gems/enchants. Plus I play as marksman, which isn't even "optimal" spec (Survival is, but I suck at survival, so there you go). I average about 24k dps when I run in LFR, and that's over the entire raid. Single-target numbers, I'm usually up around 32-35k dps. I literally cannot understand how any hunter (or ANY dps for that matter) could step into a
normal DS raid and do less than 15k dps. All I can figure is that they refuse to bind any attacks to the number/function keys, and are instead heading to the spellbook to manually click their attacks.