Oh, John, , , , I see you're still mad about me peeing in your beer that night.
But, really, it never was a good idea to take it into the gents with you, just because you didn't trust that big Brommie, and set it down on the floor.
How was I to know, when I came across it, that you'd forgotten to take it back out with you?
And it's hardly my fault that you didn't believe me when I tried to explain to you what had happened. I certainly didn't make you chug it! --
Joseph V. Morris