Maybe if they take Circuit City's place... Turn it into a Fry's by AT&T. Put one in South Carolina while you're at it. I'm kinda tired of being the "parts guy" in my area because my Oldsmobile Ninety-Eight uses Wang computers as blocks.
Get me a box of those modern Internets you guys have while you're at it. These 256-color Nintendo Power covers can't keep a man entertained forever.