Troll? hardly. You fail to see you have options. That's not my fault you don't change to those options. And its only your right until people get tired of hearing about those "complaints" when they're not valid. Typical Karl Fanboy- have options but fail to even move; you just take the easy way out and just bitch about what you decide to stay with.
Also again, nothing is stopping you from calling DSLX and creating your own DSL company. Nothing is stopping you from calling ATT directly and telling them you want wholesale access to their U-Verse network; which yes they do give.
Maybe instead of Corp trolls, there should be a thing called a customer troll. which is totally you.