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J E F F
Whatta Ya Think About Dat?
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Someday when scientists - joke.

Someday when scientists discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be unhappy to find out it's not Toronto. Haha.

Saw the joke, had to share it..no intention to offend.
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If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough. - Albert Einstein



capdjq
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I read the same joke with "Vancouver" as the city.



BigSensFan
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reply to J E F F

The Centre of the Universe contains a black hole... so that fits the description of both Toronto and Vancouver



Anav
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reply to J E F F

said by J E F F:

Someday when scientists discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be unhappy to find out it's not Toronto. Haha.

Saw the joke, had to share it..no intention to offend.

Non intented it was clearly ripped off the joke I saw which stated . to find out its not SaltPeterboro.


Kardinal
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Everyone knows that black holes are a huge, gaping aperture of suckage.......so the centre of the universe must be Toronto. The Maple Leafs are all the proof that is required, although the Raptors, TFC and the Blue Jays are additional proof.
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LazMan
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reply to J E F F

No, most (if not all) of us were alive, when the Jay's last won it all - and many of us were old enough to watch/remember...

The Leaf's, however, are a different story... And I say that with the shame that only a realistic Leaf fan (there's not many of us, from what I can tell) can manage.



J E F F
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reply to Kardinal

said by Kardinal:

Everyone knows that black holes are a huge, gaping aperture of suckage.......so the centre of the universe must be Toronto. The Maple Leafs are all the proof that is required, although the Raptors, TFC and the Blue Jays are additional proof.

OUCH! So true about the Maple Leafs though...
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J E F F
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reply to LazMan

Was at a wedding the last time the Jays won. They at least had an attached bar (since it was at a hotel) so it was pretty awesome watching Joe hit that home run. I really thought I was going to be going home Saturday night and looking forward to beer and pizza in front of the TV Sunday night watching those Jays.

Sure would be nice if they could turn it around and start making the playoffs again.

As for the Leafs, you're right. Probably few of us would remember last time they won, except DKS See Profile. I wasn't even born.
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elwoodblues
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reply to BigSensFan

But since you live in Whitby, you get sucked in too.



BigSensFan
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said by elwoodblues:

But since you live in Whitby, you get sucked in too.

yep... like swishing around the edge of the toilet bowl
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Kalford
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reply to Kardinal

said by Kardinal:

Everyone knows that black holes are a huge, gaping aperture of suckage.......so the centre of the universe must be Toronto. The Maple Leafs are all the proof that is required, although the Raptors, TFC and the Blue Jays are additional proof.

Hey . . .be nice. . . someday that gaping aperture of suckage will save the world as it graduates from sucking the life out of sports stars . . .to sucking the life out of killer stars.